Is Silksong the GTA VI of Indies? Plus, the PC Handheld Problem | Ep 44
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Is Silksong the GTA VI of Indies? Plus, the PC Handheld Problem | Ep 44

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This week on Off The Console, we’re diving deep into some of the biggest news in gaming and tech! The internet is buzzing with rumors about a brand new PlayStation 6 Portable that could be a serious competitor to the Nintendo Switch. But is Sony’s rumored handheld a Switch killer, or just a pipe dream?

We’re also talking about the “Silksong Effect” and how the surprise release date for the long-awaited indie game has caused other developers to delay their own titles to avoid direct competition. Plus, in a shocking turn of events, we discuss why so many developers at Gamescom 2025 were unable to get their hands on a Switch 2 dev kit. Did Nintendo actively discourage them? Find out!

Find this episode’s show notes, subscribe to our RSS feed, and engage on the Fediverse at: https://podcast.subscribeto.me/@OffTheConsoleShow/episodes/ep-44

Join @HiTechLoLife and @gardiner_bryant as we discuss this week’s hottest gaming and tech news.

00:00:00 Cold open 00:02:03 What has Hi-Tech been up to this week? 00:04:38 What has Gardiner been up to this week? 00:08:14 Silksong causing other indies to delay their game 00:22:06 How do you manage juggling games? 00:24:46 LEAK: PS6 will have a handheld variant 00:32:28 Nintendo still not providing Switch 2 devkits 00:42:25 Twitch streamers are making more money than devs are 00:50:31 Postal services around the world are refusing shipments to the US 01:03:29 Are PC handheld prices out of control? 01:26:46 Roblox has smashed its concurrent player record.

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The Silksong we have indie developers

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delaying their game because of Silksong.

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It releases next week

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Yeah, so many many indie

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developers were releasing in

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September but many of them

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delayed their games due to

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Concerns that Silksong is just gonna eat

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up all their sales and I mean to be fair

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I think that's probably gonna happen like

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yeah if your game was releasing it and

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Silksong was released next to your game

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Would you delay your

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game gardener? Oh, yeah?

0:28

Fun story I when I released dude links

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I had the date picked out like like a two

0:33

months in advance and

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then the day I released it

0:36

Supergiant games

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stealth dropped Hades oh my

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At least these devs have a heads up that

0:46

it's coming out, but as we all know

0:49

Rockstar has some insiders that knew that

0:51

Silksong was releasing this year, so

0:52

obviously be deleted to avoid Silksong

0:54

right? Yeah, of course, absolutely

0:57

Yeah, yeah, I mean Silksong

0:59

would eat GTA 6 as lunch so

1:02

Yeah, they probably will

1:08

Welcome to off the console the hottest

1:10

new podcast that's all about gaming and

1:12

tech news and anything nerdy

1:14

My name is gardener, and I'm joined here

1:16

today by my friend high tech lowlife.

1:18

How's it going high tech?

1:19

Well, you know I'm doing

1:19

alright man this webcam situation is

1:24

Not great, but it's whatever I guess

1:26

yeah, I noticed that

1:28

just as we were starting

1:31

Dude so we have some big stories we're

1:34

gonna talk about today

1:34

We've got Silksong causing Indies to

1:36

delay their releases of their games. We

1:38

have Sony reportedly

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Planning a PlayStation 6 portable

1:43

handheld unit that's interesting

1:46

And then there's a ton of other

1:48

topics we're gonna hit on today

1:50

But we like to start to show off by

1:52

talking about the the games or the things

1:55

we've been doing this week

1:56

So high tech why don't you start us off?

1:58

What have we been doing this week?

2:00

So I've been juggling ninja Gaiden

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ragebound and shinobi art of vengeance

2:07

Both are really good by the way

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Yeah, I've just had less time to play

2:11

overall, but man those are good. You

2:13

should you should

2:14

definitely pick those up

2:15

Yeah, I I definitely want to check out

2:18

You see ninja Gaiden

2:20

Yeah, ninja Gaiden ragebound ragebound. I

2:22

had you know, I think you were talking

2:23

about that last week, right?

2:25

yeah, so

2:27

For those who don't know ninja Gaiden

2:28

ragebound is like a throwback to the old

2:30

like NES style of Ninja Gaiden games

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Yeah, so it's a 2d like

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2d action platformer

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Let me just pull that up here. I think

2:42

you'd really like a gardener and it's on

2:43

GOG DRM free. Oh, hell yeah

2:47

Wow, dude, this looks

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awesome. This looks like my kind of

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Ninja Gaiden game

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Dude, I I know you would like it for a

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fact. I think James would too if you were

2:56

here. Yeah, sadly my favorite

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Games in the series are the NES ones

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Yeah, this is a throwback to that one,

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you know the bit of a spoiler but the

3:07

prologue has you playing as a

3:09

Joe Hayabusa

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Rees dad before he gets in that like

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fateful duel in the beginning. Oh, yeah,

3:15

you know the iconic

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cutscene. Yeah. Oh, yeah

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, heck yeah, I'm

3:21

definitely gonna check this out. This is

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going on my wish list here

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Where's the wish list button right there?

3:28

There's also there's also a sweet new

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bundle with that and it's called path of

3:32

the ninja go to bundle info

3:34

They made like new art

3:35

for like the crossover art

3:39

It's pretty sick. Oh nice and

3:42

That's the other one. I've been playing

3:43

shinobi rage back. I'm a

3:45

shinobi heart of vengeance. Oh

3:47

Cool that looks great. Yeah

3:50

Are they sit there similar games?

3:53

Well, they play they play very

3:55

differently, but they're both like 2d

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action like platformers

3:58

Yeah, I'll do this looks really great too

4:01

For some reason when you were talking

4:02

about shinobi and ninja guy nice thing

4:05

I like the 3d ones which are less of my

4:07

speed, but this is

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this looks really great

4:10

Yeah, I mean they're making a new they're

4:12

making ninja gotten for

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the new one of the new like

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3d hack and slash ones. Mm-hmm. And that

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one looks pretty cool.

4:19

Don't want to pick it up, but

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There's a game that's coming out and like

4:22

next week that I think most of us will

4:25

probably be getting I think

4:29

What is that we'll be talking about that

4:31

in a little bit, okay cool, yeah

4:33

nice

4:34

Dude, well, I have been playing nothing

4:38

because I've been extremely busy. I

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I

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Released a vlog on the heavy element

4:46

heavy element productions YouTube channel

4:49

and on the heavy element Instagram

4:51

Where I I've been like

4:54

producing podcasts for like a local

4:57

like lifestyle vlog or

4:59

lifestyle blog I should say and

5:02

We've been interviewing like local

5:04

business owners and stuff and talking

5:06

about kind of the hardships

5:07

of like the seasonality of

5:09

Main business. It's been a lot of fun.

5:11

It's very hyper nation specific

5:13

But if anyone out there is interested,

5:15

you can check it out

5:18

Heavy element productions on YouTube and

5:21

then what else have I been doing?

5:24

I've been kind of I've been screwing

5:26

around with with this guy the the

5:30

Is this the red retro pie 5?

5:33

Is that what it's called retroid pocket

5:36

5, I don't know why I said retro

5:37

But yeah, I've been extremely busy this

5:41

week. So I haven't had time

5:42

to like relax even a little bit

5:45

That's perfectly

5:46

valid, dude, you know, yeah

5:49

working on

5:51

But yeah, so with that I think we should

5:55

get into the first story this week

5:58

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Cool well, you want to talk

8:10

about the first story today?

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Yeah, we've got the silk song we have

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indie developers delaying their game

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because of silk song

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This is this is this is the game

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I was alluding to earlier when I said the

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games releasing. Yes, it

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releases next week. Yeah on

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September the 4th, so a Thursday

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Lord so many many indie developers were

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releasing in September

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But it's gonna be real hard but many of

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them delayed their games

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due to concerns that yes

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So son is just gonna eat up all their

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sales and I mean to be fair

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I think that's probably

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gonna happen like yeah

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If you're if your game was releasing and

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then silk song was released next year

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game with you delay your

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game gardener. Oh, yeah

9:02

Yeah, you better believe it

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A fun story I when I released dudelings

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I I had it like I had the date picked out

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like like a two months in advance

9:12

And then the day I released it

9:15

Supergiant games stealth dropped Hades oh

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At least these devs have a heads up it

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looks like this heavy out dude

9:28

Imagine a silk song and Hades to release

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on the same day. They would like

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cannibalize each other sales

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Yes, absolutely. So there were a couple

9:36

of games one is slot machine

9:38

rogue like clover pit. Mmm, I

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Think it's interesting cuz like if this

9:44

were if these were all triple-a

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developers doing this and yes

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Some of them have like delayed games

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because of other much bigger games. They

9:51

wouldn't mention the name

9:52

They wouldn't mention the game by name.

9:54

They would be like, yeah, like this

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happened once with

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Final Fantasy 14 expansion

9:59

Being delayed because of elven rings DLC

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Mmm and

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A lot of and a lot of triple-a developers

10:08

were playing chicken because of GTA 6

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they weren't they didn't know if it was

10:12

Gonna release this year or not. Yeah. Oh,

10:14

yeah. We talked about that a couple weeks

10:16

ago. Yeah, we did. Yeah and

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But as we all know

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Rockstar has some insiders that knew that

10:24

silk songs releasing this year. So

10:25

obviously be deleted to

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avoid silk song, right?

10:27

Yeah, of course. Absolutely. Yeah

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Yeah, I mean silk song

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would eat GTA 6 as lunch so

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They probably will and they just

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announced the price. Oh, yeah, 20 bucks.

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Mm-hmm. What was the

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original when they launched it?

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I think they launched that at 20 bucks as

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well. But it's you know, of course, it's

10:47

gone down in price sense. Yeah

10:50

Interesting so were there any other

10:53

titles that delayed looks like

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um

10:56

Stomped sort of miracles here. There's

10:58

there's more in the list. There's more to

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I think this article

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lists all of the games

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I got the lead that we know of. Mmm

11:07

A turn a turn on the loose is another

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Metroidvania. Yeah, I think

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It's been delayed to 2026 as a whole. Oh

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And I think some of these

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developers were planning post

11:19

post release content, but you know given

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Given that the game is gonna be delayed

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as I guess it's just gonna be part of the

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launch release. Right?

11:29

Yeah, I see another one demon school not

11:32

the same type of game

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Yeah, a lot of these games aren't even

11:35

the same like genre of

11:36

games. Mmm, like demon schools a

11:39

Tactical RPG not the same genre, but you

11:42

know, of course they are keenly aware

11:44

that so someone probably

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just eat their lunch. Yeah

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unfortunately

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I

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Mean but also like this is

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not bad press for these games

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Like I hadn't heard of any of the games

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that we've talked about so far

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But now because they're delayed their

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game because of silk song I you know

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Definitely. They're on my radar now. Oh

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Look at that tweet

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Can you play four by three

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on your CRT like demon school

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That's a good question.

12:16

That is a good question

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You have a four by three CRT. I don't

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actually I have well

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I do I do but I don't use it very often.

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I have a 16 by 9 flat CRT. Oh

12:29

Yeah, well, you know you should do when

12:32

so song releases

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definitely going to try that

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There is a bit of like

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distortion on the side

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So platformers like like 2d platformers

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tend to like have some kind of

12:44

Warp warping

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So they're not my

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favorite games to plan that thing

12:48

At least when they're in

12:50

full like widescreen support

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But if they're like 16 if they're four by

12:57

three in the center, then there's no

12:59

warping. That's it's nice to play on

13:01

Come on, you got to do for the content

13:02

even if does work a

13:03

little I know I actually set up

13:05

I have a camera that I have up here

13:08

Which I don't have set up yet, but it's

13:10

like mounted to the ceiling and so when I

13:13

do live streams from my CRT

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Or if I'm playing on the the iMac G3

13:19

I'll be able to switch to that camera up

13:21

here and you'll be able to

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see what I'm doing on the CRT

13:25

Monitors, so I'm

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really excited about that

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Dude, I gotta see it

13:30

when it happens. Oh, yeah

13:32

Bennett Fotties new game is also getting

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delayed because of

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still sung as well. Mmm

13:36

(Laughter)

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Baby steps is that the name?

13:45

Yeah

13:45

It's the one where like you're a man

13:48

child and you're a it's a little it's the

13:50

walking simulator that

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looks like you're like a

13:52

Manchild and a man diaper trying to like

13:54

walk. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah,

13:57

Bennett Foddy, right, right the

14:00

Getting over it right

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and co-op co-op. Yep

14:03

Yeah, I don't know how I feel

14:06

about these type of games, but

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They make for good

14:12

They make for good

14:14

Contact on dinner at least. Yeah

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Literally, what is he wearing?

14:19

Dude, it's it's he's like a man child and

14:22

you're taking control of him

14:24

He has a he has to relearn how to walk

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like he's in rehab. Oh, wow. Oh

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My gosh, oh lord

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Oh

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My god, I got he got hit in the nuts

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Yeah

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Why?

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This is gonna be fun for

14:47

about 10 minutes and then

14:50

Rage inducing. Yeah, but hey man, it's

14:54

one of those games that like

14:58

Makes you want to rate it makes you want

14:59

to keep going because you get real so

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pissed off at it, right?

15:02

Mm-hmm for some people I think oh

15:05

There's more games. I think you have to

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go press back in your browser to go back

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to that other article. Mm-hmm

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See what else? Yeah, yeah, yeah

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So I'm sure there are many many more

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developers that like

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delayed their games, yeah

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But I wouldn't know of any of them

15:25

because they're not listed in the

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articles those are just

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the more high-profile cases

15:30

Yeah, I think the Bennett Foddy has kind

15:33

of become like the Indy Indy celebrity

15:36

and so him

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postponing his game for a while is

15:41

definitely

15:44

Yeah, yeah, they know

15:47

Yikes

15:49

But I mean again, like it's it's decent

15:51

publicity for them, right?

15:54

Yeah, it is

15:54

You know, they get a they don't have to

15:57

compete with silk song

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And be you know now people know that

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these games exist and got delayed

16:05

Was delayed because

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of silk song so right?

16:08

Absolutely. Well, and this game has been

16:10

this game has been on our radar for a

16:12

while, right? Like I've been a fan of

16:14

Hollow Knight for ages and I know you

16:16

were talking about wanting to see silk

16:18

song get released or announced

16:20

I mean at the game

16:21

awards last year, right? I

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Think that was mostly just it was mostly

16:27

us like Josh and around yeah

16:30

Was either that or half-life 3 or GTA 6

16:33

or bloodborne on PC?

16:34

Yeah, a bit of a meme, but I mean still I

16:37

wanted to see silk song

16:39

Yeah, I do find it interesting

16:41

Also, I don't think we talked. I don't

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know if we talked about this

16:45

It's not in our article list, but Hollow

16:47

Knight just recently

16:48

broke its record. Oh, really?

16:51

Yeah, it's a record of concurrent players

16:53

as of recent if you go to

16:54

steam DB, you can see that

16:58

People are getting really high for silk

17:00

song and some people

17:02

That famously didn't like Hollow Knight

17:05

to begin with like like mr. Gene Park of

17:08

the Washington Post. He

17:09

likes it now. Oh, really?

17:11

Yeah, I only know this because I follow

17:13

him on Twitter and he also follows me as

17:15

well. Wow. Oh my god. Look at that

17:19

Yeah, that's juicy man that I mean they

17:22

didn't just break their record. They

17:24

absolutely smashed it

17:26

So the highest peak before this was

17:28

20,000 concurrent players in May of 2022

17:32

Was that around the time they announced

17:34

they were doing silk song or was that I

17:36

don't even know what that would have been

17:37

But I don't know either to be honest, but

17:40

now their concurrent players

17:41

in August was 65,000. So like

17:45

three times almost

17:47

Two times. I think it's it might still be

17:49

going up to be honest. Yeah, I mean

17:51

August is over for sure

17:52

So that's absolutely crazy. People are

17:56

getting really hyped for silk song which

17:57

tells me silk songs gonna do really well

18:00

Yeah. Oh, yeah, but the question

18:02

everyone's afraid of asking

18:03

is what if silk song sucks

18:06

What if it sucks that I mean I think that

18:11

there's a low likelihood of

18:12

that they've taken their time

18:15

And they've been able

18:16

to ride the success of

18:19

The original game so yes, I don't think

18:23

it's gonna suck either

18:23

Yeah, I just asked him

18:25

that because it's yeah

18:26

I mean if it sucks that would probably be

18:30

pretty disastrous for

18:31

their studio, right?

18:32

Like I think it would they would

18:33

definitely be the end

18:34

of team cherry for sure

18:36

Yeah, making they made people wait so

18:38

long for a game that

18:40

if it sucks

18:42

Then yeah, it's gonna be bad. Yeah, what

18:45

are like the the big features of

18:49

Silk song like what's bringing what I

18:51

haven't been following it too closely

18:55

Dude I have no idea. Yeah, what's new in

18:58

silk songs because they they're famously

19:00

not talking about the game as you know

19:03

Yeah, like there's like no communication.

19:05

So I don't even know what's really new

19:06

besides the fact that you play as

19:09

I don't even remember

19:11

her name. I silk something

19:16

Yeah, but you play it but she was a boss

19:19

in the original Hollow Knight, yes

19:20

Mmm, if you just horn it. Yeah. Okay, so

19:24

not silk something man

19:28

It's a game with like almost minimal

19:30

storytelling yeah direct storytelling

19:33

So I guess it makes

19:34

sense that I can't remember

19:35

I don't even remember the main

19:36

character's name in the original Hollow

19:37

Knight. Hmm. He's

19:39

called the night. Oh, yeah

19:43

Fair enough fair play team cherry. Yeah

19:46

All right, but the question is are you

19:49

gonna drop what you're

19:50

doing to play silk song?

19:52

It depends

19:54

I think I have some time next week. It's

19:58

that's when it's coming out, right?

19:59

Yes, that's right comes out Thursday

20:02

Yeah, see so I definitely want to play

20:04

it. I think I'm I

20:05

think I have time to do it

20:07

I'll probably play it on stream too, but

20:09

I also have been like

20:11

like itching to play

20:14

Gears of War

20:15

Reloaded

20:17

Which is like one of my

20:19

favorite games of that generation

20:21

And I just haven't had time to I

20:23

downloaded it. It's on my steam deck and

20:25

I just haven't had time to play it yet

20:27

Mm-hmm, but so I mean it's gonna be a

20:31

I'm after split my time equally for the

20:34

games that I well so deeply why there's

20:36

something right there

20:37

It says team cherry has stated that silk

20:39

song will be very large

20:41

200 new enemies

20:42

40 new bosses a hundred benches around

20:46

the game world compared

20:47

compared to I think you see

20:51

Over 140 over 30 and 51 respectively in

20:54

the original Hollow Knight at launch

20:56

and

20:58

Grade more supposed to be one of the

20:59

biggest areas they've ever created

21:01

So it looks to be Hollow Knight, but just

21:03

more more more more. So

21:07

Just here's the thing I

21:09

don't really like large

21:12

Levels or large game

21:13

worlds. I like a more compact and

21:18

like

21:19

Concise game world right like I prefer

21:22

Banjo Kazooie to Banjo Tooie

21:24

Banjo Tooie felt sparse and

21:29

Empty right and Banjo Kazooie was like

21:32

this dense fun world

21:34

I mean I I'm not gonna

21:36

pick cast judgment on on

21:39

This game yet on silk song, but I will

21:42

say that has me raising an eyebrow

21:44

Well, maybe you're just faster overall in

21:49

silk song. Yeah, that could be for sure

21:54

But yeah, I am excited I

21:56

definitely will be checking it out

21:58

Yeah, I think I might yeah, I mean I've

22:01

been I said I was playing

22:02

shinobi and ninja Gaiden

22:03

But I might have to add another game to

22:05

my juggling list. Yeah, how do you manage

22:07

juggling games by the

22:09

way? It's hard for me

22:11

That's a good question

22:13

Cuz like I'm not sure cuz I

22:16

Know some people have like let's say for

22:17

like some people have issues with like

22:19

juggling around

22:20

different like system controllers

22:22

Like if you switch between like a

22:23

Nintendo controller and Xbox controller

22:25

they get X and PlayStation

22:27

They would get X mixed up. I don't that

22:29

doesn't happen to me though. Mmm

22:30

Yeah, I know it's kind of instinctual

22:32

that like if I know if I have a Nintendo

22:34

controller in my hands

22:35

I know where a and B

22:36

are, you know, right?

22:39

But for me I

22:42

Find like if I have a game that I'm

22:45

playing like let's say Gears

22:46

of War for example, and then

22:49

Another game that I want to play comes

22:50

out. Suddenly, I feel a

22:52

lot of like choice anxiety

22:54

And it's just easier for

22:55

me to not play them. Oh

22:58

My gosh, I know that feeling too, but

23:00

yeah, I think at this point

23:01

I'm gonna have to rush I'm not rush

23:04

But I'm thinking just something to spend

23:05

my time focusing on one of the two games

23:07

I'm playing right now

23:07

I mean just get that yeah, I don't want

23:10

to get out of the way because

23:11

it sounds like it's annoying

23:11

But like, you know, I'm saying yeah. Oh,

23:13

no, I get it. I you know, what would be

23:15

really fun is if I do

23:18

Gears so here's that so Gears of War

23:20

played on 16 by 9 feels normal to me,

23:23

right? And so playing that on my

23:26

TV over here will take me right back to

23:28

plan it on my 360 because I had

23:31

I

23:32

Had a CRT on my 360

23:34

when I first got a 360

23:36

So doing that I think I might do that on

23:39

stream and have my camera set up over

23:41

here. So and streaming that

23:43

But then playing Hollow Knight, yeah, I

23:45

might stream it from my steam deck. Well,

23:47

you know while sitting here

23:49

And that might just be enough

23:51

Differentiation to actually play the two

23:54

games at the same time

23:55

No, I think that that I think that does

23:57

work cuz it's not like you're just

23:59

singing it could be a plane

24:00

The layout. Yeah, I get I get it though

24:03

But whatever I do

24:04

I have to avoid playing games at all cost

24:07

on my PC itself because I

24:09

this this is where I work

24:12

All right now, yeah now we got asked

24:15

James will you drop

24:16

everything to play so it's on next week

24:24

There I asked him well if he responds

24:27

during the show will just

24:29

We'll let you guys know but if not, we'll

24:31

just put in the comments down below on

24:32

YouTube. Mmm. I've seen comment

24:35

Alright, but I mean, I don't know much

24:38

what more we can say

24:39

about silk song besides

24:41

It's gonna be it's it's finally happening

24:43

man. What's next Half-Life 3?

24:47

Half-Life 3 dude. I mean, I think what's

24:48

next for playing silk song is gonna be

24:51

playing it on your portable

24:53

Sony handheld the PlayStation 6

24:56

What is this story about?

24:59

so There's a report claiming that Sony wants

25:02

to make two different

25:03

kinds of PlayStation 6's

25:06

First and foremost is your standard, you

25:08

know console more

25:09

powerful of course naturally

25:11

But they also want to make a

25:13

switch style dockable handheld

25:16

that

25:17

When docked will be more powerful than

25:19

the base ps5. So they say

25:22

And this is according to Moore's law is

25:25

dead. Mm-hmm. That's a leak site. All

25:27

right, like they mostly publish leaks

25:29

Yeah, yeah leak youtuber

25:32

right, so the

25:35

portable the portable

25:38

ps6 is supposed to have

25:40

Zen for Zen 6c cores

25:43

Realers n6 e cores and also two of those

25:46

cool and to sip two separate course for

25:49

quote-unquote system tasks

25:51

Mmm interesting so eight or eight course

25:54

total two of them

25:55

dedicated to like the no no no

25:57

No for four course for gaming and then

26:00

two those are fours. So six cores

26:03

It says oh, oh for four Zen see cores and

26:06

two further. Okay, so it is a six core.

26:08

Right, right, right?

26:09

I read yes, and it's supposed to have 16

26:13

our DNA 5 compute compute units

26:17

Hmm supposed to run a 1.2 gigahertz

26:20

handheld and 1.65 gigahertz docked and

26:24

It's supposed to retail for

26:27

$500 which is incredibly cheap for a

26:29

handheld. Yeah for sure

26:33

Like the steam deck is around that price

26:36

and this would and if the specs are to be

26:38

believed and this would eclipse the steam

26:40

Neck by a lot. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah,

26:43

this would overtake it

26:45

easily and

26:47

$500, I

26:49

Mean, I would bet that the $500 version

26:52

is like 128 gigabytes of

26:54

storage maximum like there's

26:57

They're gonna be gouging pricing with

27:00

with higher higher tier

27:02

storage. I would imagine

27:03

Oh, yeah for sure, but like 500 bucks.

27:06

That's crazy. I would

27:08

consider picking up a ps6

27:11

at a handheld one for 500 bucks

27:15

Absolutely, yes

27:17

That said there's I mean

27:19

My personal opinion though. I see a lot

27:22

of games running poorly

27:24

I'm not just not just PC

27:26

but also on consoles as well

27:28

Yeah, like Monster in a

27:29

while still runs terribly

27:31

So I and not it's not just on and it's

27:34

not just on the base ps5

27:36

but also ps5 Pro as well

27:37

which makes me wonder

27:38

Mr. Makes you wonders if if games can

27:41

really get much better and

27:43

I think Sony is seeing

27:46

The writing on the wall and that's why

27:49

they're going for a more portable

27:50

approach. Right? Well also like

27:54

Correct me if I'm wrong, but like zen 6

27:57

would be breaking with

27:59

tradition, right? Like I mean

28:02

Even when the ps5

28:03

released the the generation of

28:07

Of like CPU APU hardware was like one or

28:11

two generations old at that point, right?

28:13

Right zen 6 if they were if

28:15

they released this in 2027

28:17

Zen 6 is gonna be pretty new

28:23

Still like so that just

28:24

bought boggles my mind a little bit

28:25

I mean they look like they're really

28:27

going for like the state-of-the-art

28:29

versus like tried and true stable

28:31

CPU hardware, I

28:33

Mean, that's totally valid. But I think

28:35

for like higher efficiency games

28:38

I mean going state-of-the-art might be

28:39

the way to go for like a handheld like

28:40

this. That's what yeah

28:41

I mean that makes sense

28:43

But I mean even the steam deck was like I

28:46

know it was delayed by like six months

28:47

But like it's still like the CPU was

28:50

Older, right? I mean the CPU was older

28:53

but at the same time

28:54

though it was still like

28:56

The most at the time the most powerful

28:58

APU because you couldn't buy any APUs

29:00

with our DNA anything in them, right?

29:02

You know no handhelds had our DNA at all.

29:04

They were still all running Vega

29:06

They're all either running Intel or they

29:08

were running AMD with Vega. I think

29:12

So that's right Vega

29:13

was like the big deal for

29:15

Handhelds and for like mini PCs yeah

29:18

And yeah, and as a result the steam deck

29:20

was not only cheaper

29:21

than like the original

29:23

I a neo which was at the

29:25

time the best handheld hmm

29:27

But it was also like substantially more

29:29

powerful and power efficient

29:30

So it was the steam deck at the time

29:32

basically was the

29:33

best of like both worlds

29:36

At the time for sure. It wasn't

29:37

considered the cheap

29:38

handheld was considered

29:40

The strength of the best.

29:41

Yeah, and the cheapest yeah

29:43

I mean and if Sony if these rumors are

29:47

true, then Sony would definitely be

29:49

swooping in and stealing that

29:51

Both both badges there

29:53

cheapest and most powerful

29:55

Yes, and the steam deck should just opt

29:59

to do the same thing I'm hoping

30:00

Yeah, I'm hoping we get a

30:02

steam deck at some point I

30:05

But I mean, I don't know when that's

30:07

gonna happen to be honest

30:08

I would love to have a steam deck I

30:13

Would even take like Fremont as a console

30:17

like that would be

30:19

that would be cool as well

30:22

Well, hopefully it happens sooner than

30:24

later man, I'm sick of waiting

30:26

Hello, wait, so I

30:27

remember the OLED steam deck

30:30

Had some benchmark sleep a couple of

30:33

months in advance, right?

30:34

Yeah for the it was announced

30:35

Yeah, so maybe it'll only be a couple of

30:38

months until we get Fremont

30:39

Sometime towards the end of the year. I

30:42

would hope that it's

30:42

like in time for Christmas

30:45

Dude Fremont's gonna

30:47

be sick dude. I would

30:50

If they also come out with half-life

30:52

three at the same time boy,

30:54

howdy would that be exciting?

30:56

That would be the best Christmas of my

30:57

adult life. Let me tell you

31:00

It might be the best

31:01

Christmas of your whole life. Yes

31:03

I don't know one Christmas. I got a

31:06

little Super Nintendo keychain. It was

31:09

like it was literally a Super Nintendo

31:13

Shaped but it was like this big and it

31:15

was on a keychain and

31:16

And you would push in on the the reset

31:19

button and it would

31:20

play the Super Mario theme

31:22

Super Mario Bros theme

31:24

Super Mario world theme

31:26

And I love that thing more than anything.

31:29

I had ever loved about my entire life. So

31:33

Don't tell Emily. I know

31:42

It's crazy man, I mean

31:44

We hear so much about gaming anymore

31:48

It's crazy that they would drop this $500

31:50

Bob when you know what the prices of

31:53

consoles have been going up. I know. Yeah

31:56

Maybe maybe they've got like a really

31:59

good deal with AMD or

32:00

something. Who knows?

32:02

Yeah, or maybe

32:04

Yeah, I hope so man AMD's

32:07

right now on top of the world

32:08

Mm-hmm, which is just which does kind of

32:10

have me concerned cuz like the last time

32:12

someone was on top was Intel and we know

32:15

How bad Intel shit the bed for like a

32:17

decade? Oh my gosh. Yeah, they're still

32:19

paying for they're

32:20

still paying for their sins

32:23

Yep, they are yes

32:27

Speaking of sins Nintendo

32:31

Oh

32:33

Just Nintendo no need

32:35

to elaborate further

32:36

But no many developers at Gamescom said

32:39

they weren't able to get

32:40

switched to dev kits still

32:44

How do we how do we

32:45

feel about that high-tech?

32:48

Well, I would imagine

32:50

Nintendo would want to

32:52

make as many of these dev kits as soon as

32:54

possible and get them out to as many

32:55

developers as possible to

32:57

get third-party support because

32:58

You know remember the last the remember

33:00

the last system that didn't get that

33:02

didn't get much third

33:03

party support with the Wii U

33:05

Yeah, yeah that all that I'm not gonna

33:08

say that nearly killed Nintendo, but that

33:10

was a bad that was a bad time

33:12

It it was definitely a

33:13

heavy blow for them for sure

33:16

Yes

33:17

What but what's interesting though is

33:19

that it seems like Nintendo are just

33:20

telling these developers to develop the

33:22

games for the switch one

33:23

and rely on backwards compatibility I

33:27

Mean that's not a great response from

33:31

Nintendo is it like that I mean

33:34

Especially with it all being through

33:37

basically a proton like abstraction layer

33:40

On a handheld. I mean I'm

33:43

saying this as a steam deck fan

33:45

with I

33:47

Don't know if it feels like there could

33:49

be optimizations that developers could do

33:51

for something like the switch to that

33:55

Nintendo's just not

33:57

Putting their money into the development

33:59

for third parties and that that could

34:01

spell disaster for them

34:02

I mean it the headline here says Nintendo

34:04

seems to almost be discouraging

34:06

switch to development and

34:09

If if I were a developer who had any

34:12

interest in developing for switch to I

34:14

would feel snubbed by this I

34:18

Feel like Nintendo

34:19

I think if this were Sony they would

34:21

probably dissuade you from making ps4

34:23

versions of a ps5 game

34:25

Yeah, the opposite right yeah,

34:27

you would think so right yeah

34:29

Like I get it

34:31

You can make a switch one game and it

34:33

works on switch yeah,

34:34

but the same time though

34:35

What if I want to make a game that

34:37

doesn't run while on the switch one?

34:40

What if they did this like CD project

34:41

right to release cyberpunk?

34:43

I'm a punk was one of the best-selling

34:44

switch to games because like it was a

34:47

graphical showcase of

34:48

what the switch could do

34:48

Mmm. Yeah, switch I mean yeah

34:52

My question is is this a

34:54

strategy from Nintendo?

34:56

Because they have such a

34:57

huge install base for the switch

35:00

That they are still making a ton of

35:02

money. Maybe even a

35:03

lion's share of their income on

35:06

The switch right like sales for software

35:08

on that so maybe they're trying to like

35:10

extend the life cycle of the switch one I

35:15

mean it makes

35:17

It makes sense. Yeah, I definitely I can

35:19

definitely see that because I mean yeah

35:22

the install base is there and

35:26

There and I mean come on they literally

35:28

raised the prices of the switch one.

35:30

There's no way they're not

35:31

There's no way they're gonna like stop

35:33

anytime soon. Yeah, I

35:37

mean there's a

35:38

There's an interesting

35:40

exchange between John and Oliver on

35:44

Digital foundry

35:46

John said Nintendo seems to almost just

35:49

to be almost discouraging switch to

35:50

development to some degree where I've

35:52

spoken with plenty of developers

35:54

Where they say they were either told that

35:57

their game they should just ship it on

35:59

switch one and rely on

36:01

backwards compatibility

36:02

There's a lot of developers who are

36:03

unable to get switch to dev kits

36:05

We talked to a lot of devs at games com

36:07

this year and so many of

36:09

them said the same thing

36:10

They want to ship on switch they would

36:12

love to do switch to

36:13

versions. They can't get the hardware

36:14

It's really difficult right now, and then

36:17

Oliver said I don't really understand the

36:20

strategy because like you said even now

36:22

Developers are struggling to get systems,

36:24

and I know that some months ago

36:27

When we're you know hearing things

36:30

Through the grapevine and talking to

36:31

people there were some

36:33

weird exclusions with

36:36

Some big developers struggling to get

36:38

kits for games from what I heard so

36:41

that's just crazy man like

36:42

there are some even triple-a

36:44

Even some triple-a studios that aren't

36:46

able to get developer kits for the switch

36:50

Man those are the people you really need

36:52

to get dev kits like ASAP. Yeah, yeah,

36:56

definitely. I mean I can

36:57

understand like prioritizing

37:00

certain devs over others right

37:02

especially if

37:04

Nintendo's having a hard time even

37:07

fulfilling the request

37:09

for filling the

37:10

demand I should say of the

37:12

switch in the public, but

37:16

They're not really having that issue

37:17

right like the stocks stock for the

37:20

switch has been more

37:22

or less there, right?

37:23

Right so and yeah and another thing is

37:26

that the switch has had a history of

37:28

third parties coming out much later

37:30

On the switch, and they would unlike the

37:31

PlayStation 4 right oh, yeah

37:33

Yeah, and so this is not gonna leave you

37:35

that issue either right?

37:37

Yeah

37:39

And then there's a comment here that says

37:41

the most Nintendo thing possible

37:43

I have to agree with it. Yeah, I

37:45

certainly agree, and

37:47

there's not like that

37:47

There's not like a chip shortage or

37:49

anything like that

37:49

right not that I'm aware

37:51

Yeah, so I can't think of a reason why

37:54

they aren't just meant

37:55

I I mean I remember Nintendo was

37:58

manufactured the hell out of switch 2's

37:59

to the point where I haven't heard

38:01

But like normally if like this remember

38:04

the switch one released and like people

38:05

couldn't find them at all

38:06

And they were scalped to hell and back

38:08

when they first released. Oh, yeah, I

38:09

heard nothing of the

38:11

sort for the switch same

38:13

I'm wondering if there's just

38:15

less demand for the switch I

38:19

Mean I can see it

38:19

I mean I'm seeing people online turning

38:22

against Mario Kart world despite that

38:23

trying to be I guess the

38:26

System seller right yeah

38:28

Like I've I saw like

38:30

a real like a glut of

38:32

Super Mario world

38:34

Videos like and it was like YouTube

38:37

shoving them down my throat and

38:40

Then suddenly nothing like I'm not seeing

38:42

and I you know I'm not in those circles,

38:44

so I don't know but like

38:47

It hasn't had the same

38:48

kind of impact that I remember

38:51

any

38:52

Switch game having like any first-party

38:55

switch game that even Mario Kart 8 which

38:57

itself was a re-release of a

39:00

Wii U game right I

39:03

Mean I played it. I have it. It's it's

39:07

Thankfully I didn't get thankfully I

39:08

didn't have to pay any

39:09

dollars for it, but uh I

39:12

Mean I don't know if I

39:12

would have paid $80 Adam. It's

39:16

It's a $50 fun video game, but I don't

39:19

know if it's an $80

39:20

fun video game, right?

39:22

Do you still play it even like you know

39:25

two or three months on?

39:26

No, no, no, I've I've

39:28

Shelled my switch to you. I took it

39:30

offline. I'm waiting for a hack to come

39:32

out for it nice smart. That's good

39:35

I was going to

39:38

My friend my friend bought a second

39:40

switch, and he's been like messaging me.

39:43

He's like still in the box

39:44

You can buy it now, and

39:45

I'm like I don't know man

39:46

I I can't justify spending that kind of

39:50

money on a system. I know I won't play

39:52

very often you know like

39:55

Why does he have a second

39:56

switch? He's trying to scalp it

39:57

I think he was anticipating there was

40:00

gonna be that shortage that he could like

40:02

profit from and he bought it and he's

40:04

Kind of I think he's regretting it now

40:08

Good let him live with

40:10

All right

40:11

Yeah, I I do I really would like to play

40:15

Mario Kart world, but I all from

40:17

everything I've seen I'm like it doesn't

40:18

really look that much

40:20

different or more fun or innovative

40:23

In fact a lot of the like novel things

40:25

about it. I've seen kind of turned me off

40:28

from it like wall riding and stuff

40:30

Grinding I'm not like I don't know well

40:32

doesn't make a lot of sense

40:33

to me for a Mario Kart game I

40:36

I kind of like those features, but

40:38

honestly unless you

40:39

unless you're like really like

40:42

Intimate with the map and that it's gonna

40:44

be hard to take advantage of like wall

40:46

riding and stuff hmm

40:48

Yeah, I love some maps like

40:49

specifically designed for it

40:50

I don't think there are too many of this,

40:51

but I haven't played a

40:52

whole lot of my car world

40:53

So maybe I'm just hmm. Maybe I'm just a

40:57

Mistaken hmm. I haven't even honestly

41:00

man. I haven't even gotten to read. I

41:01

haven't unlocked

41:02

rainbow road yet. Oh really?

41:04

Yeah, that's how little I've played of

41:06

it. I probably should play more of it

41:10

Boy, I don't feel like I

41:13

don't feel like it yeah

41:14

See here's the thing. It's like I am a

41:16

huge Mario Kart fan. I love Mario Kart

41:19

It's and I like I have

41:21

my switch like over here

41:23

And I haven't turned it on in ages

41:25

I've unlocked everything in Mario Kart 8

41:27

Deluxe like I mean they're

41:29

like the carts and everything

41:31

But like I don't I

41:34

haven't felt the need to go back

41:35

I never played online

41:36

like I'm not an online gamer

41:38

So I just like the big appeal of Mario

41:40

Kart world seems like playing online, and

41:42

I'm not interested in that so oh

41:45

Thankfully there is still split screen

41:46

like hmm. I brought yeah. I was visiting

41:50

my my brother's house

41:51

He has a lot of kids mm-hmm, and we all

41:54

of them work together, so I

41:55

set up my switch to played

41:57

No, it's a great time for them. Yeah

41:59

Awesome. I mean that's

42:00

so I mean that's still

42:02

Probably the best appeal just playing

42:04

with a bunch of kids hmm. Oh, yeah

42:07

Would be a lot of fun. Yeah, my nieces

42:10

and nephews of course of course

42:11

I didn't play there because I would just

42:12

I would totally demolish them right yeah

42:16

Yeah, it is what it is. It's a lot better

42:21

than what letting them

42:22

play robots all day for sure

42:26

Speaking of watching

42:27

people play video games

42:29

Streamers are apparently earning more

42:31

money playing games than devs make play

42:34

actually making the games

42:36

This is according to a

42:38

Japanese indie developer

42:41

Can you shed some light on this high tech

42:43

this sounds very unfair almost so

42:48

There are concerns from Japanese devs

42:52

that indie devs that uh

42:54

streamers make a lot more money

42:55

from

42:57

streaming games

42:59

Then you know the developers do

43:01

themselves which yeah, I agree is totally

43:04

unfair like you didn't make the game

43:06

You're just kind of playing

43:07

it and like okay, all right

43:10

I was gonna get to go to a rant about

43:12

react content, but I also think react

43:13

content is super lazy as well

43:16

Yeah, that's why I don't tend to do it

43:18

unless we're doing like a live stream of

43:20

like a special event yeah

43:22

Yeah, something like yeah the game

43:24

awards. I tried to avoid react content

43:26

unless I feel like I

43:27

can add something to it

43:29

So yeah for but for the most part yeah

43:32

reacting is pretty lazy

43:35

Yeah

43:36

That said there are I mean like

43:39

Some of it. I don't always agree some of

43:42

the discussions. I don't always agree

43:44

with like for example

43:46

Sometimes streamers can bring more money

43:49

to a game especially

43:50

like remember among us yeah

43:53

Yeah, among us was a small game

43:56

It made a little bit of money, but I

43:57

don't think it made that much money and

43:58

then it wasn't super popular until

44:01

Streamers got a hold

44:02

of that game, and yeah

44:05

That's that right yeah

44:07

But the same time though. I

44:09

don't think it's reasonable for

44:11

Streamers to make more money off of a

44:13

single stream of playing a

44:14

game than a developer would

44:18

Yeah, I mean it's tough because it's like

44:21

I can see I could see like

44:26

Not really a royalty, but like I could

44:30

see it feeling more fair if like

44:32

platforms like twitch or YouTube

44:35

Gave a cut of ad revenue to the

44:39

developer. I don't feel like it's fair

44:41

for it to come out of the

44:43

What the streamer is earning though right

44:45

like it should come out of the platform

44:47

and not the streamer

44:49

Yeah, but Amazon's not gonna do that

44:51

And it would turn to their precious

44:52

precious ad funds that

44:54

they're trying to shove down

44:55

Yeah, shove down at one's throats and

44:57

plus they are cutting money from the

44:58

streamers anyways. Yeah, they are

45:00

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like

45:02

as as a content creator. It's like if I

45:05

wanted to highlight a game

45:07

That game that I love or whatever it

45:10

It wouldn't make sense for me to have to

45:12

pay to highlight it right and that's why

45:15

and especially because

45:16

YouTube and twitch are

45:18

screwing over creators right now

45:22

It feels like it should be they should be

45:24

forced somehow to like

45:26

to for them to make the

45:28

Payments to developers, you know, yeah,

45:31

so there's a quote a little

45:32

bit further down on your screen

45:34

Now it says a famous

45:35

streamer played the game I made

45:36

But despite their streaming getting

45:38

hundreds of thousands of

45:40

views in just one night

45:41

They didn't include a link to to a game

45:43

They didn't include a link to a game to

45:45

my game of the video description and it

45:47

didn't have any

45:48

positive impact on the game

45:49

Sales they just got a free ride from my

45:51

game made a quick buck and that's it

45:54

Supposedly this quote-unquote live

45:55

streamer had two

45:56

million subs at the time. So

45:59

I mean

46:00

Did did they get a free ride though? I

46:03

mean like if they bought the game or if

46:05

the developer gave them a key

46:07

Like that's not really a free ride

46:10

But I don't know I can understand feeling

46:12

a little like it feels

46:14

unfair to the developer though

46:16

Well, I think if they gave him

46:18

a key then you should have to

46:20

At least provide a link, right? Yeah, I

46:23

would think yeah, I would think that too

46:24

I think it's just general courtesy

46:26

because I know a lot of people

46:29

And a lot of people are curious about

46:32

What games I play in

46:33

my own videos like I?

46:36

Usually label them, but I kind of forgot

46:37

to label some games. I played in a recent

46:40

Review I did for like a controller and I

46:43

had a ton of questions asking. Oh, what

46:44

game did they play at this timestamp?

46:46

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I always try. I

46:48

always try I forget sometimes

46:51

Yeah, you know the thing is one of the

46:54

things that I have found is like

46:56

There's a lot more incentive for me to

46:58

remember to put links to games

47:01

If I can like link to humble or another

47:05

site that has affiliate

47:08

Promotions, right? That makes sense. So

47:10

if if if you're worried about that

47:13

You know as a developer

47:15

Put your game on

47:16

humble put your game on GOG

47:18

give

47:21

The the streamers the incentive to link

47:23

to your game because then they can make

47:24

money from it if they have a huge

47:26

Following then they have an incentive to

47:28

be like hey use my affiliate link below

47:30

and buy the game you get a cut like it

47:33

That feels like the most fair way to do

47:36

this because then you know

47:38

If you make a shitty game that someone's

47:40

playing just to make fun of

47:44

Then you don't deserve to like make money

47:46

if your game is crap, you

47:48

know what I'm saying like

47:49

It but if you make a good game and the

47:52

streamer makes it appealing

47:53

to people for them to you know

47:56

And the streamer can make a little side

47:58

money from an affiliate link that that

48:02

seems like the virtuous cycle that

48:04

Many of us already benefit from you know

48:07

Yeah, also, it's in the game the

48:10

thumbnail the game they used. It's a let

48:12

these it's hilarious

48:13

That game right there, I know where it

48:16

is. It's called needy streamer overload

48:18

is hilarious. Oh, really?

48:21

yeah, so basically you

48:22

it's a stream it's like a

48:24

simulator sort of like streaming

48:25

simulator where you like raise a

48:29

you make a

48:30

girl, I'm a chant a streamer and

48:34

Oh my god

48:35

There's a lot of like different endings

48:37

and different like types of streams you

48:39

can do and like ways you can I think one

48:41

of them was like you

48:42

can turn them to like a

48:44

cult leader

48:46

Dude, it's awesome. It's so funny. You

48:48

need to check it out. Did okay? What's it

48:51

called needy streamer overload?

48:54

Nice, dude, it's it is insane though

48:59

Needy streamer. Yeah

49:04

But it's also like kind of

49:05

dark in many ways to yeah

49:07

Despite all the pastel pink, it's one of

49:12

those games. Yeah, I

49:14

like the kind of retro

49:16

vibe of the UI here

49:21

Interesting conspiracy theories that's oh

49:25

She's and she also

49:26

takes drugs to make her

49:30

Interesting that's going on my wish list

49:32

too. Oh, I'm not signed in

49:33

I'm on the browser, but yeah

49:35

You know

49:35

Nice 15 16 bucks that's not bad either

49:43

Well

49:47

Dude I don't know what else

49:50

about this story anything else

49:52

Nothing in particular

49:54

Just think it'd be interesting to talk

49:56

about because I mean some parts I agree

49:58

with some I don't agree with. Mm-hmm

50:00

Yeah, I mean, I would say some of... I'm

50:05

sympathetic to both sides of this as a

50:07

game developer and as a content creator.

50:12

And I think, like, on the one hand, it

50:15

makes sense. It's a little more fair. But

50:17

like I said, there's...

50:19

There are ways that aren't, you know,

50:22

bordering on extortion in order to get to

50:26

make revenue from your game.

50:29

And speaking of extortion, tariffs.

50:33

[laughs]

50:34

So postal services around the world...

50:37

That was a terrible segue. I was really

50:40

stretching for that one.

50:43

[laughs]

50:43

Postal services around the world are

50:45

suspending deliveries to the United

50:47

States because of tariffs.

50:50

And also they also removed a... They also

50:54

patched a rule out where you can ship

50:57

stuff that's worth

50:58

less than $800 for free.

51:00

Yeah, the de minimis rule.

51:03

Yes. And that was probably the backbone

51:06

of importing businesses in

51:09

America. Like Teemu, for example.

51:13

Yeah. I'm of two minds about it. Stuff

51:17

like Teemu, like the

51:18

absolute dregs, the cheapest.

51:20

I'm not gonna weep for Teemu, but I will

51:26

say that this is going to be even more

51:28

disruptive and even more inflationary.

51:34

I think Teemu has to live if we want a

51:38

market that doesn't

51:39

suck ass, to be honest.

51:41

I'm not a fan of it either, but I mean, I

51:44

know I made a video about Teemu a while

51:45

back, but like I said it

51:47

was, you get what you paid for.

51:50

Yeah.

51:51

Yeah, but anyways.

51:53

So many countries, see, service in 22

51:57

European countries, including the UK,

51:59

France, Germany, Italy, the big ones, has

52:03

suspended deliveries.

52:04

And it's not just Europeans, it's also

52:07

Asian countries as well. Australia, New

52:10

Zealand, Japan, South Korea,

52:12

Taiwan, and many more as well.

52:16

Wow.

52:16

Is this the end of importing cool stuff

52:18

from Japan to the US?

52:21

Dude, it could possibly be, yeah.

52:24

Oh no, I have to spend over

52:26

$800 for it to make sense.

52:29

Well, I mean, I think basically removing

52:33

the de minimis rule means that you have

52:35

to pay duties on anything, any good

52:41

that's coming in from abroad.

52:43

So what the de minimis rule was, I could

52:46

be wrong about this, but my understanding

52:47

is that if you bought something that cost

52:51

less than $800 or was

52:52

valued less than $800,

52:54

then it was essentially duty free, which

52:56

meant that you didn't have to pay taxes

53:00

or what's the word, not shipping and

53:03

handling taxes, import tariffs.

53:08

I don't know, something like that.

53:09

Anyway, but now, letters, according to

53:14

this, letters and personal gifts under

53:16

$100 will still

53:16

technically be exempt from tariffs.

53:19

But some services have suspended all US

53:21

postage of goods and others have

53:23

suspended postage to the US entirely.

53:25

What counts as a personal gift?

53:27

Like, you send something to your pen pal

53:30

in Korea or something like that?

53:33

I would imagine, or something that costs

53:36

less than $100 maybe.

53:39

What if I built a gaming PC and I just

53:41

declared it as under $100?

53:42

Well, that would

53:43

probably be against the law.

53:46

True that.

53:49

Yeah.

53:50

Man, I mean, it just goes to show how

53:53

entirely fragile stable democracies are.

54:00

Like, not to get too deep into the

54:02

politics, but I mean, all it takes is

54:04

like, you know, just a few little nudges

54:07

and some like, a lot of uncertainty.

54:11

And suddenly you can't receive mail from

54:13

your friends abroad.

54:14

You know, you can't ship packages.

54:17

You can't order things

54:19

from outside the country.

54:22

It's like, it just, it

54:23

boggles the mind, you know?

54:26

Ah, quite sub, man.

54:28

I mean, I don't know what to make of it

54:31

besides it's gonna mess everything up.

54:33

Things are gonna be more expensive again.

54:35

More expensive? Inflationary, right?

54:38

Inflationary?

54:39

Yeah, it's just, it's no good.

54:43

Consoles are gonna go up in price again.

54:45

Yep.

54:46

Yep.

54:47

I don't know, man.

54:49

Scary times.

54:50

I don't know what else to say about that.

54:53

Lots of scary things

54:54

happening at once, man.

54:55

Yeah.

54:57

Speaking of uncertainty, the UK Online

55:01

Safety Act is now being applied on Steam.

55:06

Basically, Steam is now requiring any

55:11

users in the UK to verify their age.

55:15

How is this going down?

55:18

So, they're doing it in

55:19

a roundabout sort of way.

55:21

Because in the UK, you have to be 18 plus

55:23

to have a credit card, right?

55:26

So, rather than doing it themselves,

55:28

Valve did the smart thing and just made

55:29

it so that you had to have a

55:30

credit card on your account.

55:33

Therefore, making the credit card

55:35

companies the ones liable for

55:41

verifying your age and stuff.

55:46

So, basically, you need a credit card

55:48

with a valid credit card number, a CVV,

55:52

expiry date, and name

55:53

and billing address.

55:56

Interesting.

55:58

So, I guess they're not really trying to

56:04

validate that the person who's inputting

56:07

the name and the credit card information

56:10

is the same person on

56:13

the credit card, right?

56:14

Is that what they're not

56:15

really trying to verify that?

56:17

I don't think so.

56:18

In fact, I don't even think there's a

56:19

place to put your real name on your Steam

56:21

account, aside from your

56:22

billing address, right?

56:23

Right.

56:24

So, no, I don't think

56:25

they're not trying for real.

56:28

Yeah, this just seems like

56:29

they're trying to get around it.

56:31

Which, I mean, good for them.

56:32

Like, you know, this... it does not make

56:35

sense... I said this when

56:36

we talked about it before.

56:37

Like, it doesn't make sense to me that

56:40

the government can pass a law that

56:43

requires private companies to collect and

56:48

store even more private, you know,

56:51

personally identifiable information.

56:53

Like, that... it's a liability for the

56:55

companies to store that information.

57:00

And, like, if the government wants to do

57:02

this, then they should have to have their

57:04

own system that Steam or whoever can ping

57:08

against to validate your age and identity

57:11

and other credentials, you know?

57:13

Maybe this is the way

57:14

to do age verification.

57:16

I know we were discussing how the best

57:17

way to go about doing,

57:18

like, age verification stuff.

57:20

Maybe this is the best way, because, I

57:23

mean, banks kind of have to have their

57:25

information anyways to, like,

57:27

do any sort of banking, right?

57:29

They do. But I don't think there's an age

57:32

requirement in the U.S.

57:33

to have a credit card.

57:36

Yeah, that's true. This wouldn't really

57:38

work in the U.S. because, I mean, I

57:40

remember seeing people in, like, middle

57:42

and high school having their names on

57:44

credit cards, so, like...

57:47

Yeah, I know. They're

57:48

really spoiled, but, like...

57:50

Yeah, it makes sense, though, that this

57:53

wouldn't really work in the U.S.

57:55

Actually, you know what, though?

57:57

In order to access Steam store pages for

58:00

mature content games, you'll need to be

58:04

logged in to an active user account and

58:06

explicitly opt in through the account

58:07

settings page for U.K. users.

58:09

This opt-in process requires age

58:11

verification. Your U.K. Steam user

58:13

account is considered age verified for as

58:17

long as a valid credit

58:18

card is stored on the account.

58:20

But this is interesting because it's a

58:21

credit card, right? So, if you don't have

58:24

a credit card, then you can't access

58:27

mature content in the U.K.

58:30

That's what Valve is saying.

58:31

I guess so, yeah, I guess...

58:33

I mean, I'm curious if the U.S. has age

58:38

requirements for a credit card.

58:43

I think to actually open up your own

58:45

credit card account, you have to be of

58:48

age, but, like, if you have an account

58:50

and you want to, like, give your kid

58:52

access to that card with their name on

58:55

that card, then I think you can add your

58:58

kid as an authorized user.

59:01

But I don't think kids can actually open

59:03

their own credit cards, so to speak. So

59:05

it would still be under, like, their

59:06

parents' name and stuff.

59:08

True. Yeah, so the minimum age to open a

59:10

credit card as the primary account holder

59:12

is 18. So, okay. So that would work in

59:15

the U.S. if Steam wanted to do that.

59:18

Scroll down. I want to see this minimum

59:19

age to be an

59:20

authorized user on credit cards.

59:23

13. Okay.

59:23

So basically, half of the banks listed

59:29

here don't have a minimum age, so you

59:31

can, like, make a credit card for your

59:32

infant if you wanted to.

59:35

But if you want to use the good shit,

59:37

like American Express, then you've got to

59:40

be at least a teenager.

59:42

Yeah. Discover in U.S. bank also 15 and

59:46

16 years old, respectively. But then Bank

59:49

of America Capital One Chase, Citi, and

59:52

Wells Fargo have no age requirement.

59:57

That is interesting. You have to be 13 to

1:00:00

use your dad's MX black.

1:00:05

Also, Chase Sapphire Reserve has a $795

1:00:09

annual fee and charges an extra $195

1:00:12

annually for each additional card. Wow.

1:00:20

I don't know much about credit cards, to

1:00:21

be honest. I only have a few, but...

1:00:24

Yeah, I have, like, four. Two of them are

1:00:27

business cards. And I'll tell you, the

1:00:31

business ones were a

1:00:32

hassle to get set up.

1:00:34

What are they, MX?

1:00:37

One of them is Chase, Inc., which is

1:00:39

business, and I don't

1:00:40

remember what the other one is.

1:00:41

Oh.

1:00:42

But, yeah, like, I have, like, an $8,000

1:00:44

limit, credit limit on

1:00:46

the business one, which...

1:00:48

$8,000 doesn't sound like a whole lot.

1:00:50

No, it doesn't. But, and the crazy thing

1:00:52

is, dude, my credit score is, like, an

1:00:55

$840 or something. It's as high as...it's

1:00:58

almost as high as it can possibly get.

1:00:59

And they still, like, banks are

1:01:02

turn...like, turned me down for a loan

1:01:03

when I wanted to buy this house, even

1:01:05

though I had, like, an 800...at the time,

1:01:07

I think it was, like,

1:01:07

an 810 credit score.

1:01:10

I mean, that's self-employed.

1:01:13

Yeah, they don't trust self-employed

1:01:15

people. They just think

1:01:15

they're money laundering.

1:01:16

Yeah. Even though...dude, even though,

1:01:18

like, I have perfect credit,

1:01:20

it's insane. Anyway. Anyway.

1:01:24

So, but the fact is, so if you're in the

1:01:26

UK and you want to, like, play

1:01:28

mature-rated games on your Steam account,

1:01:31

or buy them, I guess, or see the store

1:01:34

content, you have to have a

1:01:37

credit card on file with Steam.

1:01:39

Even if you want to pay for your games

1:01:41

with a debit card, it seems

1:01:44

like you need a credit card.

1:01:47

I don't know. How do you feel about that?

1:01:49

What's stopping someone from either, A,

1:01:52

like, stealing their credit cards, or

1:01:53

just have it out on there?

1:01:55

Mm-hmm.

1:01:56

Or, B, using, like, one of those

1:01:57

services, like, privacy? You know what

1:01:59

I'm talking about, right?

1:02:00

Yeah. Well, I think privacy.com, I don't

1:02:02

think they issue, like, card numbers that

1:02:05

register as credit cards.

1:02:08

Oh, what do they

1:02:09

register as? Like, gift cards?

1:02:10

They register as...maybe gift cards,

1:02:12

maybe debit cards, but I don't think they

1:02:14

show up as credit. The

1:02:16

brink got back to us.

1:02:18

Oh, did he? What did he say?

1:02:19

He said, "Maybe, but my

1:02:21

wife definitely will."

1:02:22

Oh, no, his wife's definitely gonna drop

1:02:24

everything for Silksong.

1:02:27

Dude...

1:02:30

That's funny. I know, I

1:02:32

don't think Emily ever played...

1:02:34

I don't think Emily ever played Hollow

1:02:37

Knight, but I think she

1:02:38

would probably enjoy it.

1:02:40

Do you think she's gonna

1:02:41

drop everything for Silksong?

1:02:43

No.

1:02:45

I don't.

1:02:45

Not like so.

1:02:46

Not with that attitude.

1:02:50

I think she would enjoy

1:02:52

it, though. She likes, um...

1:02:55

She liked, um...what's the, um...

1:02:59

What's the one?

1:03:02

She...Hades. She likes Hades. They're

1:03:04

almost kinda similar, maybe.

1:03:07

What?

1:03:09

Those are not.

1:03:10

No, you don't think so?

1:03:11

They're...they're...they're

1:03:13

kinda similar.

1:03:14

They're kinda roguelike. I mean, well, I

1:03:17

guess not. I guess Hollow Knight can.

1:03:18

No, Hollow Knight's not roguelike. But

1:03:20

the only way they're similar is that they

1:03:22

probably run great on the Steam Deck.

1:03:24

That's true. That is true.

1:03:27

And, yeah, speaking of the Steam Deck...

1:03:30

Ooh.

1:03:31

PC Handpelt.

1:03:32

They're out of control.

1:03:35

More specifically, the

1:03:36

prices are out of control.

1:03:38

What, uh...what's up with

1:03:41

this? We've got some, uh...

1:03:44

crazy new handhelds? Or are they just old

1:03:47

ones getting increased?

1:03:49

Um, well, no. The only one that...the

1:03:52

only handheld that got an

1:03:53

actual increase was the Switch One.

1:03:56

Uh, but...

1:03:58

But, no, they're just talking about how

1:03:59

expensive the new ROG Xbox Ally X is.

1:04:03

Oh, I got that in one try.

1:04:04

Nice.

1:04:05

You forgot the Series

1:04:06

X...uh...X-Bone One.

1:04:11

Alright, but...

1:04:13

Yeah, so...basically...

1:04:17

anything that's not a Switch 2 or a Steam

1:04:19

Deck is incredibly steep in price.

1:04:21

Or a Switch One, for that matter.

1:04:23

And, I mean...

1:04:25

On one hand, I get it. It's kind of

1:04:27

expensive, but at the

1:04:28

same time, though...

1:04:30

Hand...PC Handpelt were never really

1:04:33

cheap to begin with.

1:04:35

Like, they were always at minimum, like,

1:04:37

$800 before the Steam Deck, at least.

1:04:39

Like, I remember seeing the I&EO in the

1:04:42

various GPD devices. They were inching

1:04:44

towards $1,000 even back then.

1:04:46

Yup. I remember when I bought my GPD Win

1:04:50

2...uh...on...um...what was it?

1:04:55

IndieGoGo? Is that right?

1:04:57

I think that was...

1:04:57

I think that was a yes.

1:04:59

GPD Win 2. I don't remember what I paid

1:05:02

for it. I think it was like $800, though.

1:05:07

Something...I think it was like $800.

1:05:11

And, uh...I remember being like, "That's

1:05:12

steep, but I really

1:05:13

want to play games on it."

1:05:16

Did you play games on it?

1:05:18

Uh...I...no. Not really. I didn't

1:05:22

like...it was not

1:05:23

very comfortable to hold.

1:05:25

Do you remember what

1:05:26

that thing looked like?

1:05:28

I know what it looks like. Yeah, yeah,

1:05:29

yeah. I never had one. But

1:05:32

yeah, I guess it makes sense.

1:05:33

I liked the form factor. I thought it was

1:05:35

nice. The...the analog

1:05:37

sticks were good-ish.

1:05:39

But I hated the little, uh, toggle switch

1:05:42

to switch between mouse and gamepad mode.

1:05:46

And, um...also, like, the triggers were

1:05:50

arranged in a very strange way.

1:05:51

You can see here, there's

1:05:52

three triggers on the back.

1:05:55

And, uh...this is the right bumper...or

1:05:57

the right, uh, analog stick click.

1:06:01

Right? Alright! They

1:06:02

didn't click back then. Yeah.

1:06:04

So...and then...and then this was...these

1:06:05

were, like, super tacky, like, um...like

1:06:08

a mouse click. You know?

1:06:11

Um...they just...nothing about it felt

1:06:13

super ergonomic. And then it would get

1:06:15

really hot on

1:06:16

the...where your left hand was.

1:06:18

It would get super hot. And so it just

1:06:20

wasn't good to play, uh, games on.

1:06:23

Um...but I installed Linux on it. And,

1:06:26

uh...I had fun with a

1:06:27

little handheld Linux machine.

1:06:31

And this was pre-steamed, right? Yeah,

1:06:33

this was definitely pre-steamed.

1:06:35

This was, like, around the time that the

1:06:37

switch came out, I think.

1:06:39

And it had an Intel Core M3 8100Y

1:06:44

processor. So...and it had Intel Iris

1:06:46

graphics, like...or

1:06:48

maybe it was pre-iris.

1:06:49

Like, it was before that. Um...

1:06:54

Intel...yeah, Intel UHD Graphics 615. So

1:06:56

you could really only play...like, uh,

1:07:01

indie side-scrollers and stuff, you know?

1:07:04

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Despite them using

1:07:06

pictures of Dark Souls 3, you probably

1:07:08

couldn't play that that well.

1:07:09

No. I don't...I don't...I don't think I

1:07:11

ever tried that, but I

1:07:12

doubt that would work.

1:07:13

So I understand the article's

1:07:15

frustrations, but I don't necessarily

1:07:17

agree with the premise, because PC

1:07:18

handles have always been expensive.

1:07:20

The Steam Deck has always been a bit of

1:07:22

an outlier, to be honest.

1:07:23

Yeah. I mean, Valve can

1:07:24

afford to do it. Um... Yeah.

1:07:27

But can they... Most of the other, like,

1:07:29

vendors, like, PC handheld vendors are

1:07:32

pretty...are fairly boutique, right?

1:07:34

Like, it's not like they're doing high

1:07:35

volumes and selling

1:07:37

millions of units, right?

1:07:38

Yeah. Most of them are not Lenovo or

1:07:42

Asus, so they can't...they definitely

1:07:44

can't afford to do volume.

1:07:45

But even then, like...like, GPD...like,

1:07:49

the GP15...I think we talked

1:07:50

about this a few times already.

1:07:51

It looks like a really cool device, but I

1:07:53

can't imagine it being

1:07:54

less than, like, 1500 minimum.

1:07:56

Right. Yeah. It's, uh...I don't know.

1:08:01

I...it makes sense because

1:08:02

PC hardware is just expensive.

1:08:05

And with high-end...you're not only

1:08:08

contending with, like,

1:08:10

high-end APUs and stuff.

1:08:11

You're also contending with greater

1:08:14

engineering that has to go into it to

1:08:17

make sure that it's comfortable to hold.

1:08:19

Because, honestly, I haven't...since the

1:08:21

GPD Win 2, I haven't used a device that

1:08:24

has been that uncomfortable to hold in my

1:08:26

hand because of the heat, right?

1:08:27

And that requires engineering. It's not

1:08:30

just, like, they can slap a, you know, a

1:08:33

Ryzen 9 into the

1:08:35

machine and call it a day.

1:08:36

They have to design it with airflow in

1:08:39

mind and testing and

1:08:41

prototyping and stuff.

1:08:42

So, yeah, you're gonna end

1:08:45

up with a higher overhead.

1:08:49

And at lower volumes, you

1:08:50

get, you know, costs are higher.

1:08:53

So, it's never been super inexpensive for

1:08:59

them to make these things, but with...I

1:09:02

think Valve has kind of shifted the

1:09:04

perception of...and along

1:09:07

with the Switch 2, you know?

1:09:09

Or the Switch, I should say. The Switch 2

1:09:11

is overpriced. I don't know.

1:09:15

I think if the Steam Deck 2 is going to

1:09:18

be successful, they need to

1:09:20

have a hit of a $400 price point.

1:09:22

I get it. The big bad "T" word is making

1:09:25

everything more expensive, and it's

1:09:27

probably what's causing the ROG Xbox Ally

1:09:30

X Series SX to be, like, close to $1,000

1:09:35

instead of the MSRP of, like, $700 or

1:09:40

$800 with the original Ally X.

1:09:44

But, like, I think Valve has to hit it,

1:09:47

and I know...I'm sure Valve would be

1:09:49

willing to take a

1:09:51

slightly bigger hit on hardware.

1:09:54

Yeah, because, like, think about it. How

1:09:56

many games have you bought on Steam that

1:09:57

you haven't touched?

1:10:00

Dude, too many. How many games have I

1:10:02

bought on my Steam Deck intending to play

1:10:04

them without actually

1:10:05

playing them? Too many.

1:10:07

Yes. That's pure profit for Valve.

1:10:10

Yeah.

1:10:12

Like, they're not even spending

1:10:12

the...you're not even spending their

1:10:14

bandwidth to download the games. That's

1:10:16

how...it's pure profit, right?

1:10:19

Yeah.

1:10:20

Yeah. Pure profit for

1:10:20

Valve and the developers, too.

1:10:22

Mm-hmm.

1:10:24

Yeah, so I think Valve could certainly

1:10:26

afford to take a

1:10:27

bigger hit if they need to.

1:10:29

Yes.

1:10:30

Now, I'm sure there's a limit to it.

1:10:32

They're not just gonna give away free

1:10:34

Steam Deck 2s just so you can...in the

1:10:36

hopes that maybe someone will buy stuff

1:10:38

on Steam, but, like...

1:10:42

Yeah, I think if the PS6 rumors prove

1:10:47

true, I think Valve will have no choice

1:10:49

but to undercut it

1:10:50

by, like, $100 for sure.

1:10:53

If they want to compete, yeah.

1:10:55

Do it, Valve. I dare ya.

1:10:56

Do it.

1:10:58

But now...but anyways, what sort of

1:11:01

features do we want in a Steam Deck 2? I

1:11:03

don't think we've actually

1:11:04

talked about this on air.

1:11:06

Mm.

1:11:07

I really want expansion. Like, I want USB

1:11:13

4 where I can connect a discrete GPU when

1:11:19

I connect it to my TV.

1:11:20

I agree. USB 4 is a must. I understand

1:11:25

that it was...the Steam Deck was released

1:11:27

in a weird state where we didn't have

1:11:29

Thunderbolt 4 slash USB 4,

1:11:31

but, like, it's a thing now.

1:11:34

We did have it, but AMD didn't. Like, it

1:11:38

was on Intel CPUs, but not...

1:11:40

Yeah, that's...yeah.

1:11:40

Yeah. But now that we

1:11:42

have it, I think it's a must.

1:11:43

Yeah.

1:11:44

And I think Valve would be stupid not to

1:11:46

do it, quite frankly.

1:11:48

Yeah. I would like an official docking

1:11:50

station that has either expansion, like a

1:11:54

slot that you can expand, or it comes

1:12:00

with, like, a dedicated GPU built in.

1:12:03

But that's probably very niche, so I

1:12:06

don't know if they

1:12:07

would actually do it, but...

1:12:08

I think if they were gonna go that route,

1:12:10

I think they would just stick with one

1:12:12

GPU inside the dock and not have to worry

1:12:15

about, like, multiple different...

1:12:17

Instead of worrying about, like, having

1:12:19

an external GPU, like, Caddy where you

1:12:22

can stick your own, like, Nvidia GPU or

1:12:24

whatever, I think they're just gonna

1:12:25

focus on having, like, a 7600X or

1:12:30

whatever, XD or whatever to get in.

1:12:32

It really...I mean, it's easier to focus

1:12:36

on one subset of hardware, right?

1:12:38

Yeah. Absolutely. Um...I don't know, what

1:12:42

features would you want?

1:12:44

Ad hoc.

1:12:46

Dude, ad hoc, yes. Ugh.

1:12:50

So, for those who don't know, or maybe

1:12:52

are too young, the original DS, and the

1:12:55

3DS, and the PSP, and the Vita all have

1:13:00

the ability to play multiple games.

1:13:03

Yep.

1:13:05

Wirelessly, without the

1:13:06

need for, like, a router.

1:13:08

Mm-hmm.

1:13:09

And I've mentioned this a couple of times

1:13:10

online in various different places. Some

1:13:13

people call me stupid because they're

1:13:14

like, "Oh, you can just tell me you're

1:13:16

fun! Well, fuck you! How about that?"

1:13:18

Yeah.

1:13:20

So, here's the deal. You can technically

1:13:24

do ad hoc, right, on your Steam deck, but

1:13:27

you have to go into your desktop, like,

1:13:29

you have to drop out of Steam game mode,

1:13:32

you have to go to your desktop, set up an

1:13:34

ad hoc network, and then get all your

1:13:36

friends to join it, right?

1:13:37

It's not an easy or

1:13:39

good experience, right?

1:13:40

Yeah. See, you lost

1:13:41

me at leave game mode.

1:13:44

Right.

1:13:45

So, my idea for ad hoc would be, like,

1:13:47

kind of like how they did it

1:13:49

for, like, the PSP or the DS.

1:13:52

Yeah.

1:13:53

Where Valve could make an API, where they

1:13:57

could just, where you could just have

1:13:59

some sort of lobby

1:14:00

system, built-in lobby system.

1:14:02

Mm-hmm.

1:14:03

Because that's kind of how, like, all

1:14:04

these old ad hoc games worked.

1:14:06

Like, it would make a lobby and you'd,

1:14:07

like, join it if you

1:14:08

detected the lobby within.

1:14:10

Yes.

1:14:11

And, like, yeah, do it like that.

1:14:14

And then you could bring back, you could

1:14:17

bring back land gameplay.

1:14:18

Mm-hmm.

1:14:19

So, yeah, that's how we

1:14:21

revive land game, land parties.

1:14:24

Yeah.

1:14:24

We just make some sort of ad hoc system.

1:14:27

Dude, it would be fairly

1:14:29

trivial for them to do, right?

1:14:31

Because, you know, the whole Linux stack,

1:14:34

really, all they'd have to do is add some

1:14:36

UI to maybe the quick access menu or

1:14:39

something to scan for, you know,

1:14:40

Steam ad hoc games.

1:14:44

And maybe, maybe the Wi-Fi hardware would

1:14:47

also have to support,

1:14:48

like, passive scanning.

1:14:50

Or probably not, actually.

1:14:51

It already can do passive scanning while

1:14:53

you're connected to a network.

1:14:54

So you just have to, like, have the API

1:14:58

for games to be able to, like, advertise,

1:15:01

"Hey, there's an ad hoc game going on."

1:15:02

I think the other thing that they would

1:15:04

have to do, though, is have

1:15:05

some level of download play.

1:15:07

So games, you know, could say, "Hey,

1:15:10

Steam, here are the files that you should

1:15:12

send over to other clients that don't

1:15:15

have a copy of the game already."

1:15:16

So that they could play, like, one little

1:15:18

demo level or whatever.

1:15:21

Mm, that could be interesting.

1:15:22

I could see that being a possibility for,

1:15:25

"Oh, yeah, just steal Nintendo's... Yeah,

1:15:27

just borrow Nintendo's ideas."

1:15:29

Yeah.

1:15:30

Yeah.

1:15:30

I mean, even the PSP

1:15:34

had download play, right?

1:15:35

They called it something

1:15:36

else, but it was the same thing.

1:15:38

Yeah, they had both ad hoc and some sort

1:15:40

of download play thingy.

1:15:42

Yeah.

1:15:43

Now, nah, nah, nah.

1:15:46

I know some people are gonna say that no

1:15:48

game's gonna support it, but I promise

1:15:49

you, there are developers out there that

1:15:51

would absolutely go

1:15:52

out of the way to do it.

1:15:54

I would support it.

1:15:55

Yeah, like, Gardener said he stopped

1:15:58

updating his game, but I'm sure he would

1:16:01

go back and make that a thing.

1:16:03

Absolutely.

1:16:04

And I think...

1:16:06

So it's called game

1:16:07

sharing on PSP, by the way.

1:16:10

Oh, yeah, I see it.

1:16:12

Yeah.

1:16:12

I don't think I've ever used that

1:16:13

feature, to be honest.

1:16:14

I don't know.

1:16:15

I didn't know very many people with PSPs,

1:16:18

but I knew a ton of people with DSes.

1:16:20

Yeah, me too.

1:16:21

I had a PSP, my cousin had one, but we

1:16:24

also both had DSes, and we...

1:16:27

Yeah, man.

1:16:31

The DS was a great time, man.

1:16:32

I think that might have been the...

1:16:35

Honestly, speaking of, like, portables,

1:16:37

I'm kind of sad that portable games kind

1:16:41

of sort of died out

1:16:42

as a category of games.

1:16:43

Like, you know what

1:16:44

I'm talking about, right?

1:16:45

Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

1:16:47

And for the audience, that might be a

1:16:48

little too young to remember, or maybe

1:16:50

they just don't remember, period.

1:16:52

There used to be a point in time where

1:16:54

games would be released on home consoles

1:16:57

and also on portable devices, but, you

1:17:00

know, the home console

1:17:01

games were, like, kind of,

1:17:01

what you expected, like, major AAA games

1:17:05

back then, but portable versions of those

1:17:08

games could be totally,

1:17:09

drastically different.

1:17:12

Like, entirely different games. Doesn't

1:17:14

play the same at all.

1:17:15

Yep. I mean, Perfect Dark, when it was

1:17:17

released on the N64, was a first-person

1:17:20

shooter, and then if you played it on...

1:17:22

Was it Game Boy? I think

1:17:24

it was Game Boy Advance.

1:17:26

Maybe, I think it might have been Game

1:17:28

Boy, even, like, Game Boy Color.

1:17:30

It was sort of like a top-down, Metal

1:17:32

Gear Solid-looking

1:17:33

game, but was sprite-based.

1:17:36

Mm. Yeah.

1:17:38

Yeah, like, I kind of

1:17:40

missed those sorts of games, too.

1:17:42

Yeah.

1:17:42

And, I mean, Pokémon was, like, the

1:17:44

epitome of a portable game.

1:17:47

Yeah.

1:17:47

And people didn't care about the graphics

1:17:49

back then, because, I mean, I mean, to be

1:17:51

fair, they looked a lot better back when

1:17:54

they were using the sprites.

1:17:55

Agreed.

1:17:57

But also, people didn't give a fuck

1:17:58

about, "Oh, how come this game doesn't

1:18:01

have, like, the best

1:18:02

graphics and whatnot?" Right?

1:18:05

Yeah. I mean, I do remember people were

1:18:07

upset in that, after playing Chrono

1:18:11

Trigger, they went and played Earthbound,

1:18:15

and Earthbound looked like...

1:18:17

I don't know. People said that the

1:18:18

graphics were not good in Earthbound, but

1:18:19

that's not handheld.

1:18:20

Yeah, that's not handheld. That was,

1:18:22

like, on the latest and

1:18:23

greatest, the Super Nintendo.

1:18:26

Right.

1:18:26

So, yeah, people don't remember this, but

1:18:29

even back then, people were super, like,

1:18:31

concerned with graphics and making things

1:18:34

look realistic back then, instead of it

1:18:36

being, like, a

1:18:36

specific style choice, right?

1:18:38

Right.

1:18:39

Like, I'm not saying Chrono

1:18:40

Trigger tried to look realistic.

1:18:43

Well, Chrono Trigger looked more like an

1:18:45

anime, and I think Earthbound looked more

1:18:50

like a Saturday morning cartoon, and

1:18:52

people didn't like the different style.

1:18:56

But the graphics were simpler in

1:18:57

Earthbound, for sure.

1:18:58

For sure, yes.

1:19:01

Greatest game ever,

1:19:01

by the way, Earthbound.

1:19:03

You know, speaking of which, I came

1:19:06

across an... I came across an Earthbound

1:19:08

museum, an exhibition

1:19:09

in Japan, in Shibuya.

1:19:11

Really?

1:19:13

Yeah, it cost 1,800 yen to get in, so I

1:19:15

didn't get in, nor did I have the time.

1:19:17

But it looked really cool, though. I can

1:19:19

send you some pictures of the... of it.

1:19:22

Dude, for sure.

1:19:23

Yeah.

1:19:25

It looked pretty cool, though. It was the

1:19:28

Mother Expo. They had Mother 1, 2, and 3

1:19:31

in there, too. Which, by the way,

1:19:34

Nintendo still never released in America.

1:19:36

Yep.

1:19:37

I'm just saying,

1:19:38

Nintendo. It's free money.

1:19:41

Dude, Mother 3... I...

1:19:43

Man. That game makes...

1:19:45

That's what...

1:19:45

That game moved me. Have you beat it?

1:19:50

I've actually never played Mother 3.

1:19:53

You've played Earthbound, though.

1:19:55

I've played Earthbound.

1:19:56

Have you beat it?

1:19:59

No, but I watched the ending on YouTube.

1:20:02

Okay, okay.

1:20:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, dude, that spoils

1:20:05

it, because, dude,

1:20:06

that was the first game...

1:20:08

That Earthbound was the first game I ever

1:20:10

beat where the ending

1:20:12

brought me to tears.

1:20:14

Did I... Have I told this story before?

1:20:16

No.

1:20:17

Okay. So, I'm not gonna get into too many

1:20:20

spoilers, but, like...

1:20:21

At the end of the game, you're fighting

1:20:23

the final boss, and he's

1:20:26

absolutely kicking your ass.

1:20:29

And then... And then the scripted moment

1:20:32

happens in the battle, and it's the first

1:20:34

time there's a scripted

1:20:35

moment in the battle...

1:20:37

In the whole game. And it... I think you

1:20:41

probably know what I'm

1:20:41

talking about, high-tech.

1:20:42

Yeah.

1:20:43

The game sets it up earlier by, like,

1:20:48

surreptitiously collecting information.

1:20:51

And then it uses that information it

1:20:53

collected about you to, like, hit you in

1:20:55

the fucking face with

1:20:56

emotion, and you're like...

1:20:57

"Oh my god!"

1:20:59

Like, dude, I get goosebumps just

1:21:01

thinking about it. It's so moving.

1:21:05

And I was probably 9 or 10 when I played

1:21:08

it and beat it, and I was like, "I can't

1:21:11

believe that just happened."

1:21:12

And I was like, "Wow."

1:21:14

Yeah. Anyway, it's so beautiful.

1:21:18

And Mother 3 is also great.

1:21:20

Doesn't kind of have that same, like,

1:21:22

"wow" moment at the end,

1:21:23

but it's still really great.

1:21:26

Maybe I should go

1:21:27

back and beat Earthbound.

1:21:30

Yeah, man. I recommend it.

1:21:33

Yeah. I mean... I

1:21:37

think maybe one day I will.

1:21:38

But in the meantime, though, Nintendo

1:21:40

should re-release Mother 3.

1:21:43

I haven't played Earthbound 1. I mean,

1:21:45

Mother 1, which was on the NES.

1:21:48

Yeah, to be fair, I haven't either. It's

1:21:50

a little too dated for my taste.

1:21:55

I don't know.

1:21:56

But you must. You're

1:21:57

a huge Earthbound fan.

1:21:59

Earthbound, specifically.

1:22:01

What would they call Mother 3 if they

1:22:03

brought it here? Because they certainly

1:22:04

wouldn't call it Mother anything.

1:22:06

They did actually release Earthbound or

1:22:09

Mother 1, and I believe they called it

1:22:11

Earthbound Beginnings.

1:22:13

And they released it on...

1:22:14

But I meant Mother 3, specifically.

1:22:17

If they brought Mother 3, yeah.

1:22:19

What would they call that?

1:22:21

Earthbound 2, perhaps.

1:22:24

Earthbound 2?

1:22:25

Yeah. I mean, it kind of makes sense.

1:22:30

Yeah. Or Earthbound Picky's Revenge or

1:22:33

something like that.

1:22:34

Or would it be Pokey? It's hard to... I

1:22:37

don't know. Time to keep track.

1:22:40

I sure do miss handheld

1:22:41

games, man. I know the indies...

1:22:43

Yeah, I know the indies

1:22:45

kind of took up that spot.

1:22:47

Yeah.

1:22:48

But remember when the big AAA developers

1:22:50

also made these smaller-scale games?

1:22:53

Dude, I do. I remember very clearly. I

1:22:57

mean, even something like Donkey Kong

1:22:59

Country on the Game Boy Color was crazy.

1:23:02

Do you remember that?

1:23:03

Did you ever play that?

1:23:05

That I half-played, actually, yeah.

1:23:07

Yeah. It's like, they did the

1:23:08

pre-rendered graphics, but

1:23:10

with a much limited color set.

1:23:14

Or a bit of color depth, whatever. But

1:23:16

yeah, it was... I remember being very

1:23:18

shocked when I saw that.

1:23:20

Yeah. I think some of the best

1:23:21

games that I've ever played...

1:23:23

Well, some of my favorite games were Game

1:23:24

Boy Advance games, too.

1:23:26

Yeah.

1:23:27

Like, have you played Mega Man Zero?

1:23:30

No.

1:23:30

Dude, you need to play it, man. It's like

1:23:32

a hardcore, like, 2D action platformer.

1:23:35

Like, you know what Mega Man is, right?

1:23:37

Oh, yeah, yeah.

1:23:38

Like, imagine that, but

1:23:39

like amp it up to like 11.

1:23:41

Oh, really?

1:23:42

It's so fucking awesome.

1:23:43

Nice.

1:23:43

You need to play it.

1:23:45

The Zero ZX Collection is on Steam, by

1:23:47

the way, so they

1:23:48

brought those games forward.

1:23:50

Yeah.

1:23:51

Oh, dude, what was the one I was playing

1:23:53

the other night? I was on stream and

1:23:54

like, someone was like,

1:23:55

"You need to play this."

1:23:58

Is it an indie game?

1:24:01

Or like a triple A game?

1:24:02

It's an indie style game

1:24:07

kind of in the vein of Mega Man.

1:24:12

I think you might have told me about it,

1:24:13

too. But I don't remember.

1:24:17

There's a lot of those, because I play a

1:24:19

lot of like vaguely...

1:24:22

Alright, like, okay.

1:24:24

Don't get me started on what Capcom is

1:24:26

doing with Mega Man.

1:24:27

Oh, no.

1:24:28

Which is nothing.

1:24:29

Yeah.

1:24:31

Where's my purchase

1:24:32

history? I just bought it.

1:24:34

Purchase history.

1:24:36

Purchase history, right here.

1:24:38

20XX.

1:24:40

20XX is awesome.

1:24:42

It's like Mega Man X, but a roguelike.

1:24:45

Yeah. It's pretty fun.

1:24:47

I enjoyed it quite a bit.

1:24:48

They also made a sequel called 30XX.

1:24:51

Oh, really?

1:24:52

Which is the same

1:24:52

thing, but like different.

1:24:55

It also has a lot better pixel art,

1:25:01

because 20XX kind of has

1:25:03

its charm with its art style.

1:25:06

But 30XX just looks

1:25:07

much better in comparison.

1:25:09

It actually looks like one

1:25:09

of the old PS1 Mega Man games.

1:25:11

Oh, cool.

1:25:13

Mega Man X games.

1:25:15

As a huge Homestar Runner fan, I don't

1:25:18

know why I pronounced it

1:25:19

20XX, because it should be 20XDX.

1:25:25

Oh, man.

1:25:26

Dude, there's more Melee fans out there.

1:25:28

You know the Melee meme?

1:25:31

Which I know a few. Which one?

1:25:33

The one where it's like the year is 20XX.

1:25:37

Fox only.

1:25:37

Final destination.

1:25:39

And it turns out to be a coin flip of

1:25:42

whoever wins, because it's assumed that

1:25:45

the first player always wins.

1:25:47

Because of Port Priority

1:25:49

or some bullshit like that.

1:25:51

Yeah.

1:25:51

Oh, that's funny.

1:25:53

20XDX.

1:25:54

Homestar Runner is my favorite thing.

1:25:57

I did watch a little bit of that one.

1:26:00

I was getting like

1:26:01

Strong Bad's emails probably.

1:26:03

Yeah.

1:26:03

Did you see the one where

1:26:04

the Japanese cartoon email?

1:26:07

I think I did, but I

1:26:09

didn't get it at the time.

1:26:12

Yeah.

1:26:13

I think I kind of get it now.

1:26:14

Yeah.

1:26:15

I don't think I got it at the time

1:26:16

either, but it was like Homestar, but in

1:26:21

the Japanese cartoon style.

1:26:23

It's always like, "What

1:26:25

are you talking about?"

1:26:27

20XDX.

1:26:29

And he has like blue

1:26:30

hair on over his mask.

1:26:32

Yeah.

1:26:33

I don't get talking about it.

1:26:34

Oh man, it's so funny.

1:26:37

I love Homestar Runner. I

1:26:39

could talk about it for ages.

1:26:41

But speaking of our favorite games of all

1:26:43

time, because we were

1:26:44

just talking about that.

1:26:46

Roblox.

1:26:48

Is not my favorite game.

1:26:51

Roblox is my favorite game to hate.

1:26:56

So Roblox just smashed their concurrent

1:26:59

user record thanks to a

1:27:01

war between two games.

1:27:04

I don't know the first thing about Roblox

1:27:06

except it's cruel and unusual punishment.

1:27:10

Tell me what's going on here.

1:27:11

So it's more accurate to describe Roblox

1:27:13

as a platform because it's a user

1:27:17

generated hellscape for the most part.

1:27:20

And I don't know jack squat about what

1:27:22

these games are to be honest.

1:27:23

Mm hmm.

1:27:24

Grow a garden and steal a brain rot.

1:27:26

But the important thing is it has more

1:27:28

users and steam than all of steam.

1:27:32

Which is crazy to me.

1:27:35

I did not know that fact and it has made

1:27:37

me lose a little faith in humanity.

1:27:40

It's mostly kids though to be honest.

1:27:42

Yeah.

1:27:43

This reminds me, I saw a post on Twitter

1:27:45

like a few weeks ago talking about what

1:27:48

happens if I lose access to Roblox and

1:27:50

then everyone was just

1:27:51

like play a real game.

1:27:53

Yeah.

1:27:54

I like like Roblox.

1:27:58

I played a little Roblox with my nieces

1:28:00

because that's like the game they play.

1:28:02

And they like to do like little like mini

1:28:05

games like hobbies and whatnot.

1:28:07

But like a lot of Roblox games are just

1:28:12

ripoffs of like existing games.

1:28:15

Like they have Roblox Counter Strike

1:28:17

where it's made to like

1:28:20

emulate the feel of counter.

1:28:22

Like there's a bunch of people that have

1:28:24

the talent to make actual games.

1:28:28

Yeah.

1:28:28

They just make games and Roblox.

1:28:29

Like I promise you if you can make an

1:28:31

action if you can make a game in Roblox

1:28:33

you would make a lot

1:28:33

more money probably out.

1:28:34

I don't know if that's necessarily true.

1:28:39

Now that I think about it.

1:28:40

Yeah.

1:28:41

I know Roblox takes like 80 percent of

1:28:42

the cut which is which is

1:28:43

an insane exploitation man.

1:28:46

That's capitalism.

1:28:50

Dude, Rob, everything about Roblox sucks.

1:28:55

And then it's just a bunch of people

1:28:58

trying to charge up the ass for like

1:29:01

advantages to their game.

1:29:02

Like these are just regular.

1:29:05

These are people implementing

1:29:06

microtransactions in their

1:29:07

games in the form of Robux.

1:29:11

Yeah.

1:29:12

Everything about Roblox is

1:29:14

just not great in my opinion.

1:29:15

The games are mediocre at best.

1:29:19

I don't think I've played it.

1:29:20

I don't think I don't think there's a

1:29:21

single super good experience that

1:29:24

requires you to download Roblox.

1:29:26

I mean some people say Fortnite is kind

1:29:28

of the same way but at least Fortnite is

1:29:30

actually pretty fun sometimes.

1:29:33

Is it?

1:29:34

I've never I've never given it a try.

1:29:36

I mean it depends.

1:29:39

But Fortnite does have

1:29:40

Guitar Hero in it now built in.

1:29:43

What?

1:29:44

Yeah, it's called Fortnite Festival.

1:29:48

Okay, that's crazy.

1:29:50

I didn't know.

1:29:50

Oh no, they bought harmonics.

1:29:52

That's right.

1:29:53

Yeah, so it's literally

1:29:55

Guitar Hero in Fortnite.

1:29:58

Wow.

1:29:58

Oh shit, now you have an

1:29:59

excuse to have Fortnite.

1:30:01

Well, I don't play games on any platform

1:30:06

that actually supports Fortnite.

1:30:09

Oh yeah, that's right.

1:30:11

Linux sells the Fortnite.

1:30:13

Yeah, well, they don't

1:30:14

support Linux, but yeah.

1:30:17

Right.

1:30:18

Oh my god.

1:30:21

So this Roblox war, this is because

1:30:24

there's two games that are basically

1:30:27

going viral on Roblox.

1:30:29

And competing against each other to see

1:30:31

who can have the most games.

1:30:36

So Grow a Garden had 22

1:30:39

million concurrent players.

1:30:42

I think that's more than any

1:30:43

game on Steam has ever had.

1:30:45

That's insane.

1:30:46

Well, actually, let me double check that.

1:30:49

The top records on Steam are as follows.

1:30:52

PUBG with a staggering 3,236,027 players.

1:30:59

The green mine is the most?

1:31:02

Yes, for a single game on Steam.

1:31:04

Wow.

1:31:06

PUBG, and then we have Blacksmith Wukong

1:31:08

at a 2.4 million, and then

1:31:10

Power World at a 2.1 million.

1:31:13

Wow.

1:31:14

Now, I was rooting for Power World to

1:31:15

beat PUBG because, like,

1:31:17

yeah, but that's PUBG, right?

1:31:19

Yeah.

1:31:21

That's wild, dude.

1:31:22

So one game on Roblox had basically, not

1:31:29

really an order of magnitude, I guess,

1:31:30

but like 20 million more players than the

1:31:35

most played game ever on Steam.

1:31:39

Yes.

1:31:39

In terms of concurrent users.

1:31:40

So let me add all these numbers up for

1:31:42

you and tell you just how bad shit got.

1:31:46

So let's just do 3.2 plus 2.4 plus 2.1

1:31:51

plus 1.8 plus 1.3 plus...

1:32:01

Yeah, I mean, it's more than the top 10

1:32:03

games combined on Steam.

1:32:06

That's absolutely wild.

1:32:08

Steel of Brainrot is not more than... is

1:32:11

that 15 million, which is still a lot

1:32:13

more than most of the games combined, but

1:32:16

not nearly as much as Grow a Garden.

1:32:20

What is Grow a Garden?

1:32:21

And now we gotta see what

1:32:22

makes this... what even is this?

1:32:28

So it's like Farmville, right?

1:32:35

It kinda looks like that, yeah.

1:32:37

What? It's a clicker

1:32:38

game? It's a clicker game?

1:32:41

You're kidding.

1:32:43

Maybe that's why it's...

1:32:45

So yeah, so it says it's

1:32:46

essentially a clicker game.

1:32:47

You buy plants, wait for them to grow,

1:32:49

sell them, and then repeat the process,

1:32:51

buying bigger and

1:32:52

better plants as you go.

1:32:55

Plants grow offline, so players are

1:32:56

incentivized to get their garden all set

1:32:58

up and log back in each day to harvest.

1:33:01

Wait, so the plants grow offline? Why are

1:33:04

there 22 million

1:33:04

people on at the same time?

1:33:08

I don't... I don't

1:33:09

understand. I am very confused by this.

1:33:12

I think we are officially boomers, dude.

1:33:14

Dude, some kids are gonna come here and

1:33:16

be like, "Okay, boomer." And

1:33:18

then that's just gonna be that.

1:33:20

I think it should give our listeners

1:33:22

confidence, though, that we don't play.

1:33:24

Roblox, and we have no idea

1:33:27

why this would be popular.

1:33:30

I wish James were here. He'd make some

1:33:32

snarky remarks on Roblox.

1:33:34

Yeah. Yikes.

1:33:38

Dude, this is just

1:33:38

bananas to me. I can't...

1:33:41

That just shows you, like, if he made a

1:33:43

browser-based clicker game, it would

1:33:45

probably do really well.

1:33:48

Damn. Why don't you do that, Gardiner?

1:33:51

Why don't I do that?

1:33:53

You can call it the heavy element, and

1:33:55

then you invest in different elements,

1:33:57

starting with Hydrogen,

1:33:58

and then you go all the way up to...

1:34:02

The ones that don't have official names

1:34:04

yet, like Une, Uub, or whatever.

1:34:08

Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, you

1:34:09

definitely... What if you called it

1:34:11

"click a star" and you have to create a

1:34:13

star that forges specific elements?

1:34:16

That would be kinda neat.

1:34:19

Gardiner, you don't have to do it.

1:34:21

What?

1:34:22

Make it happen. You gotta make it happen.

1:34:24

Okay.

1:34:26

But anyway, this is insane.

1:34:30

Yeah. I can't believe this.

1:34:33

Whatever. I mean, teach their own, yeah.

1:34:38

But in addition to this, Roblox also made

1:34:40

a significant change to

1:34:42

their mature content policy.

1:34:45

Mm-hmm.

1:34:47

So, what I don't understand is why Roblox

1:34:51

even has mature content to begin with.

1:34:53

Yeah, no, that doesn't make

1:34:56

a whole lot of sense to me.

1:34:58

Yeah, like Fortnite, I don't believe has

1:35:02

mature content the same way, you know,

1:35:05

like, the same way fucking Roblox does.

1:35:10

Mm-hmm.

1:35:12

So, I also find it really weird that they

1:35:15

restricted their mature content behind 17

1:35:17

plus as opposed to 18 plus.

1:35:20

Um, I have a hot take that I'm just not

1:35:24

gonna share, but I think there's some

1:35:26

real corruption at the

1:35:29

top of Roblox company.

1:35:32

I think so too. Were you there that week

1:35:35

when we talked about how

1:35:35

Roblox banned a guy named Shlep?

1:35:39

Yeah, I don't think I was there for that.

1:35:41

Yeah, so do you know

1:35:43

anything about this story at all?

1:35:44

I've seen some coverage

1:35:45

of it, but not a whole lot.

1:35:47

So, essentially, Shlep was a hunt, was a

1:35:51

PDF, not PDF hunter.

1:35:57

But I hate saying that for like

1:36:00

self-censoring on YouTube.

1:36:01

Yeah.

1:36:02

It's bullshit.

1:36:03

He was a predator hunter on Roblox who

1:36:06

would, you know, and he worked with

1:36:08

authorities and he got a couple of

1:36:10

successful arrests, right?

1:36:11

Mm-hmm.

1:36:12

But they banned him and they sent a cease

1:36:14

and desist. They

1:36:15

threatened legal action against him.

1:36:17

Which is terrible because apparently it's

1:36:20

more than just doing content. It's like

1:36:22

personal for him because apparently he

1:36:23

himself was a victim on Roblox.

1:36:26

Yeah. I mean, I was gonna say like it

1:36:29

probably isn't that difficult to find out

1:36:32

these predators, you know?

1:36:35

Yeah. And so, but rather than Roblox

1:36:39

doing the right thing,

1:36:41

they instead decided to fucking, they

1:36:45

instead they decided to like sue him.

1:36:48

Legally threatening him. And this has

1:36:51

caused a cascade of like terrible things

1:36:55

happening to Roblox.

1:36:55

For example, Chris Hansen is

1:36:58

investigating them with Shlep too.

1:37:01

And I think this is in response to that

1:37:03

because they definitely wouldn't have

1:37:05

done this change otherwise.

1:37:07

Right.

1:37:09

Yeah. So starting today. This

1:37:11

is what the announcement says.

1:37:14

Starting today, users under the age of 18

1:37:15

will no longer see search results or

1:37:18

recommendations for experiences with

1:37:20

restricted content maturity labels.

1:37:23

Reasonable minds must inquire why was

1:37:26

this not the case before?

1:37:28

This change will decrease the visibility

1:37:30

of content that may not be age

1:37:32

appropriate for younger audiences.

1:37:34

Holy crap. My blood is boiling. Later

1:37:37

this year, access to experiences with

1:37:39

restricted content maturity labels will

1:37:41

be completely blocked for all users under

1:37:43

the age of 18 and increase,

1:37:46

an increase from the

1:37:47

current 17 plus requirement.

1:37:49

Please refer to our restricted content

1:37:51

policy for more information on what is

1:37:53

permitted in these experiences.

1:37:56

Hi, can you explain to me why mature

1:38:00

content was being advertised in search

1:38:02

results to children?

1:38:06

Don't ask me, man. Ask the Roblox CEO.

1:38:09

Well, so I will say that it's genius on

1:38:12

their part because kids always want to

1:38:16

access things that they know they

1:38:19

shouldn't be accessing. Right.

1:38:20

But also it is highly wrong. It is like

1:38:25

the the the the height of

1:38:28

villainy to do that. Right.

1:38:30

Like it's genius in an evil genius kind

1:38:32

of way. And so I'm you know, as if I

1:38:36

needed a reason before to hate Roblox.

1:38:38

Like I didn't even understand that they

1:38:40

were advertising. Yeah.

1:38:44

This is content. Yeah.

1:38:44

Yeah. Like this, I actually was not aware

1:38:47

of at all, to be honest. I don't know,

1:38:49

Jack Squad about Roblox.

1:38:52

Even Steam, which is like literally laden

1:38:54

with adult content everywhere, requires

1:38:57

it to be like opt in.

1:38:59

Like you have to go out of your way to

1:39:01

enable that shit. Right.

1:39:03

This is so this is enabled by default for

1:39:07

anyone that just joins Roblox.

1:39:08

What I don't understand is why they

1:39:11

couldn't just access restrict access to

1:39:15

this restricted stuff immediately instead

1:39:18

of having it be later this year.

1:39:20

Yeah. That bothers the mind. I don't I

1:39:25

also don't understand why it's

1:39:26

it was 17 plus to begin with.

1:39:28

Oh, I think I get it. Why now? I think

1:39:30

it's because they were trying to follow

1:39:31

like the ESRB standard of like M rated

1:39:34

games being 17 plus instead of 18 plus.

1:39:38

That is the weakest cop out. That

1:39:42

probably is. Yeah. But it's the only

1:39:44

explanation I can actually think of. Oh,

1:39:47

which begs the question. Why? Why are M

1:39:51

rated games 17 plus instead of 18 plus?

1:39:53

Why do we have a separate

1:39:54

category for that altogether?

1:39:56

Well, so a lot of when it comes to like

1:40:00

ESRB ratings, my understanding is that

1:40:03

there was a lot of pressure from

1:40:05

retailers. They didn't want a they didn't

1:40:11

they wanted like an adult only category

1:40:13

and they didn't want that to be like

1:40:17

confused with mature ratings.

1:40:19

I believe that's the answer, but I don't know for sure.

1:40:20

Well, that sounds kind of stupid. Yeah, I

1:40:27

guess whatever the ESRB stupid anyways.

1:40:30

Yeah, it's it's super corrupt as well.

1:40:33

The essay as a whole is a corrupt as

1:40:35

well. Everything is corrupt to be honest.

1:40:37

Oh, dude. We yeah, we

1:40:38

live in the dumbest timeline.

1:40:41

But yeah, I mean, so it says here that you need an ID, a government issued ID.

1:40:43

Which is a little bit of a step up from

1:40:52

what steam is doing, which is just having

1:40:54

a credit card on file. Yeah. Do we think

1:40:58

it's better or worse having a government

1:41:01

ID? I mean, like, look, if you have a government ID, if you have a credit card, like if they're not doing anything to actually verify, like, you know, they're not doing anything to verify.

1:41:05

Like, look, if you have a government ID,

1:41:08

if you have a credit card, like if

1:41:11

they're not doing anything to actually

1:41:12

verify that the that the person

1:41:14

submitting it is the person who you know,

1:41:17

those things belong to, then it's kind of

1:41:19

a moot point, right? Like a kid could

1:41:21

just, you know, take it snap a picture of

1:41:23

their mom's credit ID.

1:41:26

And if they're not verifying it, I don't

1:41:29

know if they are not. But like, I don't

1:41:32

know, it feels like the absolute minimum

1:41:34

they could be doing. So I don't know.

1:41:38

What do you think about it?

1:41:41

I think that's still I think it's a fair

1:41:43

point. I think they do have to ensure

1:41:46

that these IDs are they belong to the

1:41:50

person that they the people that claim

1:41:52

who they are. And I think

1:41:55

credit cards are, they're not.

1:41:57

Are decent way of doing that. But at the

1:41:58

same time, though, yeah, I mean, kids

1:42:01

steal credit cards all the time. Like, I

1:42:02

remember hearing this a couple years ago,

1:42:05

many years ago about how MapleStory was

1:42:07

causing kids to steal their parents

1:42:09

credit cards to buy all the cool shit.

1:42:13

So like, what's the I think, but to be

1:42:17

fair, though, I think really, you should

1:42:18

really be locking that up and preventing

1:42:20

your kids from getting access to the

1:42:21

begin with, I think at the very least,

1:42:23

you can, you know, be a good parent.

1:42:25

Yeah.

1:42:28

Because I think you because I think if

1:42:29

they're at the point where they're

1:42:30

stealing credit cards or like your IDs or

1:42:33

whatever, then I think you have a much

1:42:34

bigger problem than

1:42:36

accessing adult content and Roblox.

1:42:39

Yeah, I mean, if dude, if you're if the

1:42:43

there is a measure of personal

1:42:46

responsibility and like parental

1:42:48

responsibility. But like these games,

1:42:51

these platforms are designed to be as

1:42:54

addictive as they possibly can be.

1:42:56

They're taking their cues from from

1:42:59

casinos, right? Like, they literally are

1:43:02

hiring psychologists and even steam is

1:43:05

guilty of this. They're hiring

1:43:07

psychologists to to maximize platform

1:43:12

growth and revenue, you know.

1:43:15

So, you know, I think it's a bit of a

1:43:18

misdirection to say that, like, it's only

1:43:21

on parents to, you know, make sure that

1:43:25

they're locking up their

1:43:26

their credit card in the safe.

1:43:28

That's that's just it's on these

1:43:31

platforms who are making these addictive

1:43:33

experiences and making them available,

1:43:39

not even make them

1:43:39

available, targeting children. Right.

1:43:42

Yeah, it needs to be further regulation

1:43:45

that, you know, frankly, Roblox should

1:43:49

not exist, in my opinion. I know that's

1:43:51

probably a hot take, but it's just it's

1:43:54

it's so clearly evil. It does not have a

1:43:57

right to exist in this world.

1:43:59

You know, what's crazy is that Roblox has

1:44:01

existed for like 20 plus years at this

1:44:03

point already. 20 years. Yeah, Roblox is

1:44:06

old, man. Wow. Let me see

1:44:08

how old it is, actually.

1:44:08

But it's been around for a pretty long

1:44:12

time. 2004. Oh, my God. Released to the

1:44:17

public in 2006. I think it was an open

1:44:19

beta or like beta in 2004

1:44:21

or something like that. Wow.

1:44:23

But it's over 20 years old. It's older

1:44:25

than most of the kit, most of the player

1:44:26

base. Yeah, that's wild. I didn't even

1:44:29

realize that. Yeah, I think it's only

1:44:31

blown up in recent times, to be honest.

1:44:33

But I don't know. If I had to guess, it's

1:44:36

probably covid. Yeah.

1:44:37

Yeah. Oh, I'd imagine. I don't know. God

1:44:44

damn it, Roblox. Why do you have to be

1:44:46

this way? You could have just existed. If

1:44:50

you just didn't allow user generated

1:44:52

adult content on there, you could have

1:44:55

just existed fine. Yeah.

1:44:56

Dude, it just it's a platform that is

1:44:59

designed for kids and it has literally

1:45:02

zero business having 18 plus content on

1:45:05

it, like at all. And the CEO, we talked

1:45:10

about this a couple of times. Remember

1:45:11

the CEO was talking some bullshit about

1:45:13

making a dating platform on Roblox? Yeah.

1:45:16

What the fuck? I didn't know it was legal

1:45:21

to create PDF file dating apps. Only on

1:45:26

Roblox, apparently. Yeah. Oh, my gosh,

1:45:30

dude. So it makes me sick when I think

1:45:32

about it, man. Anyway. Yeah. So you mind

1:45:39

scrolling down? Yeah. Is there more

1:45:41

stuff? Let's read the

1:45:42

comments. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:45:45

Finally, the 17 plus thing was odd. I

1:45:47

felt like and I felt like a carried

1:45:49

subtext. Yeah. Kind of sad since a lot of

1:45:52

these games were great and I turned 17 a

1:45:54

few months ago. Now I got to wait longer.

1:45:56

Maybe there should be a 16 plus options.

1:45:59

A lot of these games could be ID

1:46:00

verification 16 plus

1:46:02

ID verification 16 plus.

1:46:05

Dude, no, dude, imagine being 16 years

1:46:09

old and being like, Mom, can we go get me

1:46:11

an ID? I mean, some of them might have

1:46:13

driver's license, to be honest. I mean, I

1:46:15

had one before I was 18. I was 17 when I

1:46:19

got my license. But I mean, just imagine

1:46:22

like a teenager asking to get

1:46:24

a light ID, like the C unreal.

1:46:28

I feel I see. I feel like at this point,

1:46:33

there's no need to double down on your

1:46:34

stances any further. I fully understand

1:46:36

Roblox thinks that their community

1:46:38

standards are being applied, but they

1:46:39

aren't. I love improvements moderation,

1:46:41

but you need to listen to your community.

1:46:43

What when they actually do work, the work

1:46:46

of finding and I said, W content instead

1:46:47

of trusting your own broken systems and

1:46:49

banning those vigilantes. So apparently

1:46:52

Roblox's own community standards

1:46:53

prohibits sexual content

1:46:55

of any kind period. Yeah.

1:46:57

Yeah. So the mature content should be

1:47:00

like blood gore horror, which I mean,

1:47:03

isn't great for kids either. Right. But

1:47:06

like, I have heard stories about like

1:47:10

certain games on the platform, like, you

1:47:14

know, bathroom simulator or something.

1:47:16

And it's like, Epstein, Epstein Island.

1:47:18

Oh, I haven't heard of that. Is that on

1:47:21

there? There's something there's I've

1:47:23

definitely heard of an Epstein game on

1:47:25

Roblox. Oh, my God. Yeah, of course.

1:47:28

Dude. But yeah, I mean, I everything I've

1:47:32

heard about Roblox, like, is that it's

1:47:35

just it's, you know, there are certain

1:47:38

games that are not that are innocent. I

1:47:40

would, I should say. But like the

1:47:43

prevailing meme about

1:47:45

Roblox is that it's it's just.

1:47:49

Sexual content targeting kids. It's.

1:47:51

Yeah. Pull up. Pull up this court. I sent

1:47:53

you an image of what the game of like the

1:47:57

various types of games you can find.

1:47:58

Just escape to Epstein. I'll pull put it

1:48:01

on the screen. Yeah. Escape to Epstein

1:48:04

Island. Diddy Party. Oh, no, dude. Dude.

1:48:10

Okay. I don't think we've talked about

1:48:12

any of this stuff. Yeah. Look at that.

1:48:17

Nice try. Diddy. Diddy Party VC. Child

1:48:20

Labor Tycoon three freaky Diddy

1:48:23

something. Survive Diddy. No.

1:48:28

Look how many Diddy games there are. What

1:48:30

the fuck? I'm sure some of these are like

1:48:33

parodies like, oh, you're trying to run

1:48:35

away from Diddy. But like, that's not

1:48:37

appropriate for kids to play either.

1:48:38

Given that Diddy is a monster in real

1:48:41

life. No. And monster that

1:48:43

also got away with it, too. Yeah.

1:48:48

I love this image, though, because it's

1:48:49

got these creepy things and then it has

1:48:51

Roblox gift cards. I think I think I took

1:48:55

this from a news article.

1:48:57

Yeah. It's just dude. I don't know. I

1:49:01

don't I don't like this platform. I think

1:49:03

it should go away. It's user generated.

1:49:06

It's a user generated hellscape. I will I

1:49:09

will tell you that. Speaking of which, I

1:49:13

think user I mean, this is gonna sound a

1:49:15

hot take, but I think most user generated

1:49:17

content kind of sucks in

1:49:19

these sorts of games. Yeah.

1:49:21

Like even like something a lot more

1:49:23

restrictive like Mario Mario Maker. Most

1:49:27

of the levels just kind of suck. Yeah.

1:49:30

And the ones and the ones that people

1:49:32

really want to play are the stupid

1:49:34

fucking Kaiser Mario levels. You know the

1:49:36

types, right? Oh, yeah. I am familiar.

1:49:39

No one wants like listen, most people

1:49:41

don't want to play fucking Washi. Is that

1:49:44

even true? Do most people not want to

1:49:46

play Kaiser Mario levels? Because they

1:49:47

seem like the most popular ones.

1:49:50

I know I'm not that target demographic,

1:49:52

but there are people who do want to play.

1:49:55

Yeah, I'm not that target either. Also,

1:49:57

another game just recently got announced.

1:50:00

Not a game, but an existing game

1:50:02

announced that they're allowing user

1:50:05

generated content as well.

1:50:07

Genshin Impact. Oh, really? It's becoming

1:50:10

a user generated hellscape. Okay. Yeah.

1:50:15

There's a trailer. There's a trailer out

1:50:17

for it too. You want to watch it? Yeah.

1:50:19

Hold on. Let me let me

1:50:20

find out what it's called.

1:50:24

Let me link it to you actually there.

1:50:31

There we go.

1:50:34

It's on discord.

1:50:36

I find it interesting that games are

1:50:39

pivoting towards being user generated

1:50:41

content. Yeah, even like a gacha game

1:50:45

like this. That's like insanely

1:50:46

profitable. Yeah. Well, why wouldn't

1:50:48

they? I mean, they could monetize it

1:50:50

again or it, you

1:50:51

know, it gets overcooked.

1:50:54

I was about to say it. I looked like

1:50:57

familiar and tower defense, you know.

1:51:00

So here's the question. Are the Chinese

1:51:05

going to be a little more strict about

1:51:07

adult content on this user generated

1:51:10

Genshin space? I would be surprised if

1:51:14

they allow UGC on like the Chinese servers. Will they? I don't know. But I mean, it makes sense. It makes sense for

1:51:17

them to allow it in the US because, you

1:51:32

know, they can make the game more

1:51:33

addictive that way. Yeah. More time sink. The other question though is will they allow will they allow mature quote unquote mature content? Probably not, right? I mean, I would say that's a good question.

1:51:45

Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if they do

1:51:52

in the US. God damn it. Yeah. I don't know what to make of this besides it exists.

1:51:56

Yep. I'm not a fan. I'll say that. I

1:52:12

might try it out just for shits and

1:52:13

giggles because a lot of my audience is

1:52:16

interested in Genshin impact on the steam

1:52:18

deck. Yeah. It's still some of my most

1:52:22

popular content for steam deck stuff. So

1:52:24

I guess I'll have to give it a try.

1:52:26

But in the meantime, though, don't don't

1:52:32

let your kids play roblox. No, and don't

1:52:35

play roblox yourself. If so, here's the

1:52:39

deal. If you're the target audience for

1:52:41

roblox, you should not play it. And if

1:52:44

you and if you're not the target audience

1:52:47

for roblox, you should not play it

1:52:49

because you're a creep.

1:52:49

Because you're a creep. It's just don't

1:52:53

let your kids drag. Don't let your kids

1:52:55

or like nieces nephews of dragging and

1:52:57

playing roblox because it's also not that

1:53:00

fun to be honest. No. Well, dude, here's

1:53:02

the thing. I said this in my news video.

1:53:05

Like, it's one thing if you're playing it

1:53:06

with your own kids or your family, right?

1:53:08

That's whatever. But like, in it. So in

1:53:11

my most recent news video, I had to

1:53:14

address the fact that I'm on the record

1:53:16

saying that I just don't

1:53:18

like online multi-party.

1:53:19

Player games. And the reason I don't like

1:53:21

online online multiplayer games is

1:53:23

because, you know, most of them, if

1:53:27

they're like, mostly online multiplayer,

1:53:30

like Fortnite, they're just not fun,

1:53:32

right? Like, the only reason you're

1:53:33

having fun is because you're playing with

1:53:35

your friends, you know, like, at least

1:53:37

for me, that's how it seems. And so it's

1:53:40

like, you know, with

1:53:41

with Domekeeper adding.

1:53:44

Multiplayer, right? Like online

1:53:46

multiplayer and split screen. The reason

1:53:49

that I'm excited about that is because

1:53:51

the game's already extremely fun on its

1:53:53

own, right? And then you add on playing

1:53:56

with your friends. And that brings it to

1:53:59

a whole other level. And it feels like a

1:54:00

natural extension of the gameplay. But

1:54:02

like, when a game requires you to be

1:54:03

playing against other people, it just

1:54:06

that just takes all the

1:54:08

fun out of it for me. So.

1:54:10

So you're not gonna be

1:54:11

playing the Domekeeper PVP?

1:54:14

Oh, I'll put out. I don't. Does it have

1:54:16

PVP? I thought it was PVE.

1:54:18

Let me see. I think I think

1:54:19

it was both. But let me check.

1:54:21

I think it could be both. But I will be

1:54:22

I'll play it no matter which way. Like,

1:54:24

because I'll be playing it with like you

1:54:26

and James, probably. But like the game's

1:54:30

already fun by itself. Right? Like,

1:54:31

that's the whole point is like the game

1:54:32

is fun. And then I can add on to my I can

1:54:36

extend my fun by playing with other

1:54:37

people. And like, it was

1:54:39

like that with Minecraft, too.

1:54:39

It was like, I started playing Minecraft.

1:54:42

And this was before they had really

1:54:43

figured out networking in Minecraft. And

1:54:46

I was like, you know, what would be

1:54:47

really fun is to be able to do this with

1:54:49

my friends. And then when they added it,

1:54:51

I was like, Oh, here we go. This

1:54:52

actually, you know, is really fun.

1:54:55

But other than Minecraft and and like,

1:55:00

and Spelunky and games that have, you

1:55:02

know, that are innately single player.

1:55:05

Yeah, once you add your friends in and

1:55:08

you've already been having fun as a

1:55:10

single player experience. That's when

1:55:11

playing online games makes sense to me.

1:55:14

I don't keep it does have it's not like

1:55:18

direct PvP, where you fight each other,

1:55:20

of course. But also you're competing for

1:55:22

the same resources and just end up

1:55:24

playing tug of war with the resources,

1:55:25

like literally to it. It looks awesome.

1:55:28

Yeah, that's very it's super exciting for

1:55:30

me. So yeah, play Domekeeper. Don't play

1:55:34

Roblox. Yeah, that's kind of a shitty

1:55:37

moral of the story. But yeah, but I mean,

1:55:41

you know, with that, I, we're, I think, we're, I think, we're going to be doing a lot of stuff.

1:55:43

We're actually just at about two hours

1:55:46

here. So that's been a heck of an

1:55:50

episode. Kind of gone all over the place

1:55:52

with the news stories this week.

1:55:56

Yeah, but I mean, it's kind of a slow

1:55:58

week. It's the it's the calm before the

1:56:01

storm. That's a song.

1:56:03

Yep. And things are start are gonna start

1:56:06

picking up pretty soon here with like

1:56:09

Christmas and you know,

1:56:11

the holiday season for sure.

1:56:12

Oh, yes, absolutely. We're gonna be

1:56:14

hearing a lot. I think quarter three is

1:56:18

about to end right like it

1:56:19

ends in September, right?

1:56:21

Yeah, I believe so.

1:56:22

So we'll be hearing a lot of earnings

1:56:24

calls and like investor like information,

1:56:26

all that cool stuff.

1:56:28

Yeah, so I mean, I'm not sure what to

1:56:31

make of it besides stay safe, everyone.

1:56:33

Yeah, don't go on Roblox.

1:56:37

Yeah. And you know what? Enjoy the

1:56:39

weather while it still lasts because the

1:56:41

leaves are already falling here.

1:56:43

Oh, are they? Oh, yeah. Oh, that sounds

1:56:46

pretty cool. Yeah, enjoy. Yeah. Enjoy the

1:56:48

weather while it lasts too. Yeah.

1:56:49

Do anything but Roblox. Heck, you can

1:56:53

even play the like, user generated

1:56:55

Genshin Hellscape if you wanted to.

1:56:57

Yeah. Also has the same problem. I won't

1:57:00

judge you for playing

1:57:01

Genshin art. You see?

1:57:04

Genshin, you see? Cool. Anyways, yeah.

1:57:10

Well, hey, thank you. Hi, tech for being

1:57:12

here. You know, we will definitely have

1:57:16

James back next week, I think.

1:57:17

And another special someone to assuming

1:57:20

things go for no spoilers. No spoilers.

1:57:24

But yeah, I'm excited about next week.

1:57:26

And thanks to everyone out there for

1:57:27

watching. We appreciate it. Again, make

1:57:29

sure you get subscribed to the YouTube

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channel. And with

1:57:32

that, have a great week.

1:57:35

All right. You too, man.

1:57:37

All right. See you. See you.